Clint Skillett

Husband to a beautiful wife, father to three beautiful children, beer enthusiast, and baseball junkie. God, Family, Country 🇺🇸 Edward Jones Financial Advisor

[Graeme Farrell @GraemeFarrell44]

Give the man @LukeJ1021 the CAL MVP

[Clint Skillett @ClintSkillett]

Is that Kyle Long or @JohnRic73074830 Jesus I haven’t seen a shmecker that small since @CliveThronton gender reassignment surgery!!! #sheesh

[John Richard @JohnRic73074830]

Grove was packed today! Haven’t seen so many guys at a place trying to get ass since @ClintSkillett mom’s 13th annual bukkake... and there was only one ass there!!

[Clint Skillett @ClintSkillett]

@JohnRic73074830 I happen to recall your 23rd annual bukkake block party was pretty packed too I haven’t seen that many loads popped in someones bum since @CliveThronton bachelor party back in ‘89! Congrats on your daughters first annual rim job jamboree! Boy does she know her way around my gooch

[Kings fan @ScottSolo1]

THIS JUST IN: @SacBee_JoeD Hasn’t shaved in over 3 years (yes you read that right)... heard Home Depot has quite the collection of lawn mowers though big man... maybe head on over there because your regular Walgreens isn’t gonna have a razor good enough to shave that monstrosity

[Clint Skillett @ClintSkillett]

Goin in for my fourth colonoscopy tomorrow. Fingers crossed Doc can find the buttplug @CliveThronton wife put up there thirteen years ago! #GoneButNeverForgotten or #GoneBUTTneverForgotten #lol

[Clint Skillett @ClintSkillett]

Hell of a night tonight ladies in gentlemen! Early bird special at centerfolds did not disappoint! Too bad @CliveThronton got with an Argentinian and it turns out she’s a #Stage4Clinger uh oh! #whipped #TheCliveHive

[clive thornton @CliveThronton]

@danieltyree @SacBee_JoeD He’s not a troll but your wife sure is! #JoeDSucksD

[Joe Davidson @SacMedia_JoeD]

We hear and read a lot of absurd stupidity. This sort of stuff. Have covered a ton of Christian Brothers. It’s right there online and in print for years

[ray Jones IV @SouthKoreanPope]

@ScottSolo1 @rickpiper6 @ClintSkillett @PhilHar10803150 @SacBee_JoeD @kevin18rios Agree, Rios is a can’t miss prospect. Recently checked him out at a UCSD camp and he impressed! He deserves some props, maybe if he transfers to Jesuit he’ll get a front page story, A DAMN SHAME!

[Randy J. @RJesperon]

@rickpiper6 @ClintSkillett @PhilHar10803150 @SacBee_JoeD @kevin18rios Joe D Sucks D!!!!

[Clint Skillett @ClintSkillett]

@PhilHar10803150 @SacBee_JoeD 100% agree with you Phillip! It’s such a shame that @SacBee_JoeD will refuse to cover this stellar SCHOLAR-athlete due to the simple fact that he is a CB student. Keep your head up and grind Mr. Hayes, you have big shoes to fill. #JoeDHatesCB

[Clint Skillett @ClintSkillett]

@CranstonLeroy Oyeeeeee! I’ll tell you one thing though...MY WIFE AINT A BLEEDER!!! I know you like you’re steak extra extra rare! Lol #BleedForThis #BloodyHell #Blood #SuuuWhoooop

[Clint Skillett @ClintSkillett]

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[Clint Skillett @ClintSkillett]

Just ran @CliveThronton and @CranstonLeroy in America’s past time...CORNHOLE!! Almost penetrated their hole as much I do with their wives!! All jokes aside who in their right mind decided to let @CliveThronton show up to my nephews grad party. Good thing he got booted. #pedophile

[Clint Skillett @ClintSkillett]

#INeedAWhiteClaw

[Clint Skillett @ClintSkillett]

@CliveThronton @CranstonLeroy @JohnRic73074830 #PutACorkInHer

[Clint Skillett @ClintSkillett]

@CranstonLeroy @CliveThronton @JohnRic73074830 I heard there was gonna be some brew in this bitch! All I get is a shitty glass of wine they call “the blood of Christ”. It tastes more like the blood from Leroys last body. #OmahaBeach #LeroyGivesYouWings

[clive thornton @CliveThronton]

Got my grandsons baccalaureate mass today what a BORE! Rather be drinking brews with my boys @JohnRic73074830 @ClintSkillett @CranstonLeroy right about now LOL

[Leroy Cranston @CranstonLeroy]

Sitting at my nephews baccalaureate mass right now reminiscing on when @JohnRic73074830 shit his pants as he was walking up to get the bread LOL! There was a trail of poo poo going all the way to the alter #goodtimes