Hillary Clinton’s stizzy

the weekend, brought to you by fading Monday Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday.

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Think one of them just lit a joint on the train. Respect.

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Wear anything other than a polo and shitty golf shorts to windy city smokeout challenge (impossible). What an awful train experience

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Hopping back on this to say real quick to say if I’m playing free bird and a camper asks me for blueberry Faygo one more time I stg

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Yo fuck Troy Aikman hating for no reason

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Hopping back on rq to say cheese boy and ponzu not knowing the tavon Austin song is ludacris. #onlyone #noballknowledge

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Yo ik my generation of burners is dead but deadass how the fuck does anyone tolerate love island this is the biggest piece of dog shit I have ever had to endure for more than 2 minutes Jesus Christ

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Yo fellas Hillary and the yirgs looking for 4 domes to hoop with, respond with inquiries please

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HP reunion???? Advice to those headed off to freshman year in the fall, fade everyone except your friend group. I hate em all.

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If I ever get served a Guinness that isn’t in a Guinness glass again I will crash the fuck out. Shit tastes like brown fizzy water.

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@IFinklesti699 @aphucter16 Currently alongside Nathan. Finishing his beer then contemplating a return. Side note if the knicks don’t win this game someone else is buying the bapples.

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@BilzysSack Oh it’s great. The Austin retreat has been wonderful. How has the Madison retreat been? Also @Gail844 twiytc

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I remembered my password.

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117 🛎️. Burner reunion. Dye. Vibes. Bapples. Uh oh.

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@BilzysSack Dan! Old friend!

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Gotta be happy for Keegan Bradley #captain

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Live sky box reporting

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It’s a foggy day in here

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Hillary is leaving the democratic national convention (waste of time)

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Nipple Gatorade bottles being so much better than other Gatorade bottles is just proof that men yearn for the nipple

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Re discovering animal crackers got me feeling like Christoper Columbus (without killing all those native Americans)