Gail Lewis

Morris IL 📍 Walmart 844 💸🎒 - Homeland Security of the Herd 🚔

[Gail Lewis @Gail844]

Cafeteria Spin Rules:
1.) No man spins alone
2.) No man left behind
3.) Cover your bro if he is too negative to pay (we’ve all been there)
4.) Never leave a man alone at the table
5.) Kosher spins only (no pumpkin pie)
6.) Do not say “spin” too loud (don’t wanna catch stragglers)

[Gail Lewis @Gail844]

Has anyone ever seen a Down syndrome Asian in person? I’m not sure if they really exist. #kungfupanda

[Gail Lewis @Gail844]

@DontavionLifts Fell to my knees

[Gail Lewis @Gail844]

My injury status is never less than probable

[Gail Lewis @Gail844]

Two 10 year olds just walked by me with their bikes, said “67” and just kept moving. Didn’t even look back.

[Gail Lewis @Gail844]

@aphucter16 Means a lot coming from you

[Gail Lewis @Gail844]

Debating making small talk with the uber but think I’m jus gonna stay silent for one one. #silentassassin #imgonnablack #whereismimzy @ClintonStizzy @mimzybraincell

[Gail Lewis @Gail844]

@aphucter16 This program never loses. Only takes a detour

[Gail Lewis @Gail844]

Breaking: Andy Phucter has been Upgraded from Questionable ➡️ Active. A sigh of relief for Chicago fans as Andy has been a key contributor all year. #bangarang #roofio @aphucter16

[Gail Lewis @Gail844]

You’re only as good as your last bagel @RobbyBerger

[Gail Lewis @Gail844]

@ClintonStizzy wyd boss

[Gail Lewis @Gail844]

The solo cups are starting to feel like bowls for these ping pong balls. I don’t miss. #matas14

[Andy Phucters trucking & plumbing @aphucter16]

Skulled one into the water on 6 but nobody noticed so I just re-teed #topseceret #grammy

[Gail Lewis @Gail844]

Grammy just broke the news that she had a high noon on the golf course today like she was telling me she just outed Juan Soto to ICE #shhh

[Gail Lewis @Gail844]

Is there a better game to play on the plane than Retro Bowl

[Gail Lewis @Gail844]

@DontavionLifts Is lefty the move going forward Dontavy?

[Gail Lewis @Gail844]

@aphucter16

[Gail Lewis @Gail844]

Watching summer league is when real ball knowledge is acquired #elijohnndiaye

[Gail Lewis @Gail844]

Update: send help

[Gail Lewis @Gail844]

Just had my first near shit-myself experience in a long time. Currently on the toilet. My body is trembling. I’m dizzy. Really wish this was a joke. Need a handicapped stall to grab the bar. #stiers