Clio

I have heart-shaped nostrils

[Clio @ClioThe1st]

[overheard: Rufus Wainwright singing Hallelujah]
Clio: Dad! It's Puddles!!

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"My seat is making my pants go in my vajayjay" #girlbiking?

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[surveying Palm Desert, CA]
"I like San Fransisco better than this world."

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Well can I?

[June's here too! @juneshere]

June: I'm drawing Malfoy, even his vagina. I mean, I have to draw his peanut.
Clio: Can I see his peanut?
June: It's his weiner.

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"I see the crackles in my heart where the blood's going down"

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Clio: dad, can you cut those sprinkles off your face?
June: NOOO! Then you'll look even worse!

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"I beatchya and you beatchme."

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"After the coronavirus ends, I'm going to the dentist, then having a playdate with Olive, and THEN I'm going to Austria."

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Clio: dammnit
Mom: that's *not* a kind word
Clio: I don't care

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"Usher's sparkly!"
#Grammys2020

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Clio: I farted
[30 seconds later]
Clio: What's that smell?! It smells like poop!
Mom: you just farted
Clio: NooOO!

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Clio: I'm going to Barnes & Noble by myself
Dad: you are? How are you going to get there?
Clio: I'm going to drive myself. I'm a teenager!

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"Dear June, you always are my best friend but you always aren't good. You always bother me when I'm working.... Hmm, that looks like an interesting story..."

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"I just farted in my mouth"

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Jacoby: you have to choose a letter and a number
Clio: ummmm, purple?

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"We know a pip! Olives have pips!"

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"when I'm a gym-er, when I'm with Mom and I'm a gym-er, I'm gonna beat everyone" #CrossFitGoals

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"I want banana boat and yogurt and toast and Rx bars!"
[breakfast orders are getting out of hand]

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"Arnold Donald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o!"

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"that girl is naked because her mom didn't button her."#truth #MileyCyrus #GRAMMYs