June's here too!

I eat food off the floor

[June's here too! @juneshere]

"I *know* how to do flips. I just don't know how to land them."

[June's here too! @juneshere]

Mom: I am *obsessed* with you
June: Not nearly as obsessed as I am with myself

[June's here too! @juneshere]

[Blank Space by Taylor Swift playing on the radio]
June: mom, is that *true*?
Mom: is what true?
J: boys only want love if it's Georgia??

[June's here too! @juneshere]

[in the shower, discussing tomorrow's first day of school]
June: Clio, when you get into higher grades, you have to be more serious
Clio: Ohhh
J: And act less silly
C: Ohhh

[June's here too! @juneshere]

[watching men's #Olympics gymnastics]
Mom: oh my god, that guy's amazing!
June: well, you can marry him if dad dies
#loyalty

[June's here too! @juneshere]

June: I'm drawing Malfoy, even his vagina. I mean, I have to draw his peanut.
Clio: Can I see his peanut?
June: It's his weiner.

[Clio @ClioThe1st]

Clio: dad, can you cut those sprinkles off your face?
June: NOOO! Then you'll look even worse!

[June's here too! @juneshere]

Mom: Jacoby, you have a really good memory!
June: (to the tune of the Liberty insurance commercial) memory memory MEMORY

[June's here too! @juneshere]

Mom: June, I love you so much. Don't every change.
J: Oh, stop it, I change everyday. BOOGALIE WOOGALIE!

[June's here too! @juneshere]

To @ClioThe1st: "can you just scooch a little that way? I just want space because of... coronavirus”
#COVID19

[June's here too! @juneshere]

June: what outfit should I wear for Dad's birthday?
Mom: whatever outfit you think Dad would like best
June: I should probably wear a peanut butter outfit

[June's here too! @juneshere]

June: mom, your eyes are too far apart
Mom: it's not kind to talk about how people look unless it's a compliment
J: oh, well, it's just because your nose is so big, that's why your eyes are so far apart

[June's here too! @juneshere]

"Mom, you're just the greatest mom, I can't even deal. You're cuter than Van."

[June's here too! @juneshere]

@golftop100 Seems inappropriate because I'm 5

[June's here too! @juneshere]

cc: @golftop100 Found video of you at Rancid concert

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

People in their 30’s at hardcore shows

[June's here too! @juneshere]

"Mom, I have to tell you something and I don't want you to be mad. I *didn't* steal anything..."

[June's here too! @juneshere]

June: why do you keep saying "wiolet"?
Julia, brand new Austrian au pair: it's really hard
June: I'll have to get my mom to write "violet"

[June's here too! @juneshere]

June: are you going to sign me up for a lipstick?
Mom: the Olympics?
J: yeah
Mom: I can't sign you up. You have to work hard to get there.
J: and then I get to be on TV? Oh my god.

[June's here too! @juneshere]

"Beau wanted to race me but then he was going really fast and so then I was running really fast because I wanted to win, and then I fell."

[June's here too! @juneshere]

"There are 3 kinds of golden gate bridge: a red one in Corte Madera and a blue and green one in Philadelphia"