Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly)

Musings from the fireside of Indies for BANES Saltford Cllr Chris Warren. Not the real one, obviously - all stuff taken from his 'secret' X account @the_grieve

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

Anyone for another by-election?
https://t.co/LNGiYIPCBn

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

@TheRoadPadrone It's all that testosterone. Man's man, me.

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

Pop in next time! 6 High Street, just down the road.

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

@TheRoadPadrone Yeah that's my cousin. Great bloke. This sort of publicity didn't do me any harm. I still got elected! I just hope nobody's kept any screenshots as I'm up for re-election next year.

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

@BoneAshBath Christ, even I wouldn't dress up as a nazi soldier!

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

@BathwickSt @BathRoadSafety @bath_voice 😘

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

@Nathan_Hartley_ @bathnes Ironic really, when you pulled out all the stops last year to get a racist like me elected!

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

Not much longer to wait until Trump invades Greenland and deport all the blacks and gays.

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

@Justinbath50 @bathnes Cheers Justin. I'm quite jealous of Trump's hair. Still waiting for him to annex Greenland and deport all the blacks and gays there.

#makesaltfordhateagain

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

@landatthebottom @bathnes Yeah, my fault that. And @nathan_hartley_ of course.

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

@TheDavidHiggs @BoneAshBath @Luis_Cook1 @reformparty_uk @adurandworthing Biding my time, kiddo.

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

@BathRoadSafety @jomickane Fine sentiments.

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

@BathRoadSafety @BoneAshBath @bath_voice Nah, same one.

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

@BathRoadSafety @BoneAshBath @bath_voice You interested in an A2?

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

@BoneAshBath @bristol_citizen Over my fucking dead body

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

@BathRoadSafety @BoneAshBath @TJ_3471 @reformaggedon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

@BathRoadSafety @landatthebottom I'm not from Saltford. I just live there. The rest is probably accurate though, tbf.

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

@BathRoadSafety @TheDavidHiggs @reform4bath @Leighlines @reformaggedon Doubt they're interested in small-time stuff like the odd car sale. I'm a good honest wheeler-dealer, that's all.

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

@BathRoadSafety @TheDavidHiggs @reform4bath @Leighlines @reformaggedon Even I'm starting to reevaluate my planned defection to Reform!

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

@landatthebottom And I'm pretty sure I've heard some people comparing me to Biggus Dickus.

[Cllr Chris Warren (allegedly) @CllrChrisWarren]

@BoneAshBath @TheDavidHiggs @stuartball978 Shit. Maybe I'll stay 'independent' after all.