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Sour cream

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@MittensOff Looks like he's about to cry; maybe it's because they wouldn't let him wear his shiny fire chief hat for the picture.

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@donmcgowan Don't get caught with the money on you, seems to be the policy here.

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@SenMarkKelly And why build ships from expensive imported steel when you have all those trees? Here's the USS Inferno ready for action.

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@ToDareIsToDo73 @StevenWallaby So learning a long word is anathema to your ideology?

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@David__Osland I normally point and grunt when ordering a beer, and it always seems to be understood.

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@RobertJenrick Am I supposed to know what newspaper that is from by the typeface? State your sources fuckface.

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@iamAtheistGirl Did your cat also see some exotic meteorology on Jupiter?

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@SuellaBraverman A toilet cistern with a false bottom is a good place to hide your bottles.

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@Heccles94 Family holidays. Surely, on a family holiday, each family member should go to a separate destination, or what's the point?

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@Parody_PM Haven't seen Mandarin used as a pejorative for a few years, they'll be in the Daily Mail basement trying to dig out any old zinger.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk Is that the Reform hearse, ready to jump into action if you're found face down in a bacon sandwich?

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@SenRandPaul @doj Will you be showing pictures when they get sent back?

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@PDRNHPUK And will your grandson be in line for his other granddad's kebab shop?

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@nadhimzahawi Why, what have you done?

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@TStandfield1789 @KemiBadenoch @Conservatives Thing is she doesn't have original inspired idea in her head. and Reform are the same; Austerity 2.0. They want money, they need it, they're vampires and that is their blood.

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@dave43law There's a woman on the beach, topping up her tan; she just hid 100 million with her laptop. I don't agree with what she did, but she did it better than any of you cunts. Why? Because she wasn't born rich, and would pay if she was caught. You public schoolboys rarely pay anything.

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@Rupert_Matthews @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk @ClactonGazette @ReformUKClacton Is that your daughter's jewellery you're exhibiting, you bank manager-looking rebel, you?

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@Nigel_Farage Nice picture of you Farage; what does it have to do with some dead dude letting out involuntary farts in a box. Oh I know political alignment.

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@hwinkler4real @kickitupanacho It makes me so happy you are still amongst us Henry, it makes me feel really proud. A hero as as kid is still a hero now.

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@RobertJenrick Well, the one thing I will say for Rod Liddle, he still smells better than the Reform Party.