Cloutless Joshua

He/Him
Y'all ever dropped 3100mg of Percocet and fought a tarantula?

[Cloutless Joshua @CloutessJoshua]

I'm at Chuck E. Cheese's wasted off 4 shots of Dr.Pepper throwing shots at the bouncer

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*Thinking about Mr.305*

What the dog doin?

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Lemme get that puhh

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You know something is good when a white guy does a lil promotion for free the moment you ask about it

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Fighting game mfs will lock you in the most egregious 2597 hit combo and still say "Bro just block."

Like my brother in Christ, you are smashing me over the head with a 2x4

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Got the house salad at a restaurant and it limped to my table to call me slurs.

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It was a terrible idea to give me free will and a source of income.

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White guys delivering my eats is a sign of recession, white man gotta work a little harder for his cheddar

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Had to get glasses because the only thing I see is money

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@UbisoftSupport I was able to get in and connect to ranked, we're back up, fellas.

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@lop_eared_dog Saw this on Instagram and had to come see it like a tourist in a foreign land. This is my Eiffel Tower.

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Ay bro they cooking your ass in the comments, ngl.

[Caleb @itsreallyme_62]

Posting this because a mentally ill transgender/retard thinks “thing” is better looking than me. I hope I got that thing/things pronouns correct 🤣

[Cloutless Joshua @CloutessJoshua]

I walk up to chuck e cheese with hot by gunna playing

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She let me hit because I'm scared of the dark

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(Guy who has been in a coma for 20 years) Is LeBron still doing it?

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@Focus_entmt https://t.co/82VHLppfeV

These Carnifexes beat me up for my lunch money and then glitched me through a wall. What do I do? I'm scared and need a Chaplain. Maybe two.

[Cloutless Joshua @CloutessJoshua]

Me: *Using hand signs* "How good is the monsters hearing?"

Monster: *looks right at me*

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You're in her DMs, I'm also in her DMs. We're both desperate to hit.

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"I'm a grower, not a shower."
I prefer the term- "Sleeper Build."

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"I'm going to hit you."
"Deadass?"

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I couldn't be involved in that kink shit, I fuck around too much-

Top: Do as I say, baby.
Me: Type shit, fr.