“What’s happening?” Well, I’ll have you know, the app formerly known as Twitter, that I’m on my break at work and walked into the bathroom with the intention of having an earth-shattering shit only to have my supervisor walk into the bathroom right behind me. That’s happening
Recently befriended a man who is objectively much less wealthy and charming than me. He says we knew each other at Princeton but I don't remember him. It's remarkable how he has begun to imitate my tastes and behaviour