A six-year-old boy goes to work with his father on a Bring Your Kid to Work Day...
After about 30 minutes of arriving, the kid starts crying loudly; the whole office gathers around.
The father asks his kid, "What's the matter, son?"
The kid replies, "Where are all the clowns that you say you work with?"
A Pima County, AZ, polling location just told a Republican poll observer, “The polls are closed — you can go home now.”
Poll observers have every right to stay & ensure that the paperwork is done correctly.
We’re not going to let Pima County get away with this.
On the phone with legal right now.
A hillbilly farmer drove over to his neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked on the door.
A boy, about nine years old, answered.
“Is your Dad or Mom home?” the farmer asked.
“No, sir. They went to town.”
“Well, how about your brother Chuck? Is he here?”
“Nope. He went with Mom and Dad.”
The farmer stood there for a moment, shifting from foot to foot.
The boy finally said,
“I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one or I can give my Dad a message.”
“Well,” the farmer said awkwardly,
“I really need to talk to your dad. It’s about your brother Chuck getting my daughter Susie pregnant.”
The boy thought for a second or two, then replied,
“You’d have to talk to Dad about that one. You see, I know he charges $100 for the bull and $50 for the pig… but I don’t know how much he charges for Chuck.”
BREAKING: ActBlue records show an 88-year-old Michigan woman donated more than $150,000 over five years to Democrats.
When informed of the donations, she immediately responded: “HELL NO. I don’t have that kind of money.”
It's all one big fraud ring.
🚨ROSIE O’DONNELL FILMED AT ANTIFA MOSQUE IN CROWN HEIGHTS AND QUESTIONED BY HOMELAND SECURITY — SHE’S ON A NON-RESIDENT VISA AND WAS TOLD TO ABANDON HER PLANS OR RISK THE NO-FLY LIST!
This is getting serious for her.
Rosie O’Donnell wasn’t just in New York to do a show. She was filmed meeting with “community leaders” at an Antifa mosque in Crown Heights. Later, Homeland Security pulled her in for questioning.
CBP Agent Jen Barroo made it very clear: O’Donnell is traveling on a non-resident visa. Meeting with known domestic terrorists could get her placed on the no-fly list. She was told in no uncertain terms to abandon whatever she thinks she’s planning with them and go home.
The warning was blunt: “It’s a long swim back to Dublin.”O’Donnell left the country she claims to hate, then came crawling back and immediately started associating with Antifa radicals. Now the government is reminding her that her visa status has consequences.
She might want to stay in Ireland this time.
@AmericaPulseNew
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The terrorist and rapist Abdullah Hassan, who took part in the October 7 massacre, was ELIMINATED in a targeted IDF strike in western Gaza.
There is nowhere to hide. One by one, Israel will get them all.
🚨 BREAKING: A new poll shows Michele Tafoya is running away with the Republican nomination for U.S. Senate in Minnesota.
She is even outpacing Democrats in fundraising.
There is hope for Minnesota.
🚨FEDERAL JUDGE BLOCKS OBAMAS FROM BUYING MORE LAND IN MAUI UNTIL THEY PAY THE CONTRACTORS THEY OWE FOR THE OBAMA CENTER — THEY’VE ALREADY BOUGHT OVER 1,000 ACRES FROM OPRAH AFTER THE FIRES!
🔗 https://t.co/oy6j9TaVnv
The grift is finally being stopped.
A federal judge has blocked the Obamas from purchasing any more land in Maui until they pay the contractors they stiffed on the Obama Center project. They’ve already snapped up over 1,000 acres from Oprah Winfrey, who owns half the island, right after the “wild” fires.
Judge Joseph Barron isn’t playing games. He’s ordered a full Bureau of Land Management review and said he’ll use every loophole available to hold them accountable to the workers they owe.
Barack and Michelle thought they could keep expanding their empire while leaving the people who built their Chicago eyesore high and dry. Not anymore.
This is what accountability looks like.
Share this everywhere so every Democrat who still defends the Obamas sees them getting blocked!
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