BeeSeal

The Beemageddon Is Nigh!

[BeeSeal @ClubASeal3]

@MarkWarner ok here me out. We already have West Virginia, so what I am proposing is a new state named East Virginia. What do you think?

[nacho @nachoeveryday]

From the same episode https://t.co/50KjmB2yx4

[Florence 🏳️‍🌈 @FreonCat]

An Argentinian Affair

[god’s baby @sincere_worm]

haven’t smoked weed since 9am #Tbreak

[CICADA @ChuckTheSpittah]

I love talking to women in their 30s because I can freely use unc emojis Been in that mf like “😅🤣😜”

[abortedgf @njbravv]

My dick small and im balding at 19

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Saturday morning. Practicing my drink holding in case anyone invites me to a party later

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My girl is starting to realize I'm noticably worse at sex after my pet rat died and I stopped wearing a hat all the time

[bug girlfriend @lo_saturna1ia]

too lazy to buy snacks. hot dog bun dipped in maple syrup

[ballsniffer @Michael98218061]

Just saw a young kid smoking and asked him what he’s doing,

he replied “preparing to be old and Chinese”

????

[dustin hamilton @dustinhamilto12]

95⁰ out today. Which would you want to play on?

[Michael @TheMG3D]

Hulu about to be so mad

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Republicans are writing laws with AI and not even proofreading afterward; it's over. ☠️

[𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃 @TRimamfyen]

Drug tests are funny.

The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday.

The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.

[☽☾ @exaltedthearch]

there are bulges with a big cock and then there are bulges with all balls

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

My daughter still has no idea that all her correspondence with her mother has been AI generated.

[✰ @slowwlifee]

purposely ignoring hints so people can be direct and communicate like adults

[ٰ @05DoL]

I can’t watch porn cause I have really bad FOMO

[woof "pronouns" woofington @woofgonecrazy]

dude i was talking to "headcannoned" me as 5'4 and when i said my real height he said "hmmm no doesn't sound right"