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I’ve always envied those who had Sunday’s off, but now that every day is a Sunday off all I want to do is sling drinks to homies and throw drunk idiots out of the bar.
Dear “Mixologists”
Unless you are making drinks in beakers and using a Bunsen burner please go back to calling yourself a bartender.
Sincerely,
-All Other Bartenders
I like how the @dunkindonuts app has the completely unnecessary store locator on it. If you just keep driving another mile in the same direction and you’ll pass three.