ShaneDaniel

[ShaneDaniel @ShaneGiard]

Just thinking about the smell of the middle school dance fog machine blowing directly in my face as I tell the DJ to play down with the sickness as he proceeds to play get low by lil jon for the 7th time and I get blinded by the blinking stop light.

[ShaneDaniel @ShaneGiard]

@rakalee_burdett @jennnastfrancis Because she’s a serial killer

[ShaneDaniel @ShaneGiard]

@Clubfoley666 No

[ShaneDaniel @ShaneGiard]

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[ShaneDaniel @ShaneGiard]

A little pissed off we never built a parade float in high school where I’d get teamed up with my enemy until we learned to work together 😕

[ShaneDaniel @ShaneGiard]

My Uber driver is listening to the baseball game on the radio... talk about the most boring thing to listen to. Why do they always sound like they were being recorded in 1970?

[ShaneDaniel @ShaneGiard]

Facebook.

[ShaneDaniel @ShaneGiard]

Fuuuckk, @ me next time

[ShaneDaniel @ShaneGiard]

Just watched someone cut a cherry tomato in half and idk it kinda made me angry?

[ShaneDaniel @ShaneGiard]

“Those tattoos are going to look dumb when you get older” coming from the generation of people who got looney tunes characters tattooed on them.

[ShaneDaniel @ShaneGiard]

Tweet.

[ShaneDaniel @ShaneGiard]

People that have dishwashers but still hand wash most of their dishes are absolute psychopaths.

[ShaneDaniel @ShaneGiard]

Yo, pretty sure my uber driver farted. It's absolutely horrid.

[ShaneDaniel @ShaneGiard]

@itsonlyaubrey sawry

[ShaneDaniel @ShaneGiard]

Anyone with OCD I put the large spoons and large forks in the same slot in the silverware organizer as the small spoons and small forks

[ShaneDaniel @ShaneGiard]

@bmwilliamsss but you admit, my ass DOES look good

[mcbutt @emilymccutie]

1. let's start with the vine that plays in my head 100% of the time https://t.co/yyxTYhi05p

[ShaneDaniel @ShaneGiard]

https://t.co/tRsPkMjW7X via @youtube @jakepaul HAHAHAHH duuuuude. WHAT?! HAHAHH