Mark Cluett

No onions, no cilantro. CLOO-it.

[Mark Cluett @Cluett]

People who share Apple News links should be arrested.

[Kevin Papetti @KPapetti]

McKenna would have stayed onside here

[Kevin Papetti @KPapetti]

This song is about Gavin McKenna btw.

He knew.

[John Cullen @cullenthecomic]

I mean it was the most obvious thing imaginable but it remains awesome that McDavid took roughly $7m under market value on his extension and Bowman spent that money on Trent Frederic and the difference in cap hit between Stuart Skinner and Tristan Jarry

[cm punk fan @OVECHKlN]

guiding my team's offseason via puckpedia

[MR. MITCH @1800ghostman]

Ron Maclean: 50 years after his uncle Thomas D’arcy was assassinated in Mrs Trotters boarding house in Ottawa, One-eyed Frank McGee led the Silver Seven to multiple cups in the 1900s. The modern Sens are also locked in on one eye right now - the eye of the Hurricanes. Kyle.

[Barry Hertz @HertzBarry]

Toronto is Gotham

[MR. MITCH @1800ghostman]

Ron MacLean: Will we get the red nitrous fumes under the orange gas flares of the Oil Rig, or will the rats fall from the sky? In 2004, The Walkmen released The Rat and if you are Connor McDavid you must be asking Lord Stanley: Can't you see me? I'm pounding on your door.

[EckhartsLadder @EckhartsLadder]

Dub Gleed should be racing pods not playing baseball

[Mark Cluett @Cluett]

yo @Apple - fantastic jobs on these accessible easy to read widgets.

[Kevin Papetti @KPapetti]

You can boo Marner if you'd like, but please be respectful during the moment of silence for his schedule B bonuses

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

I dunno, guys. "The spice must flow" seems like a pretty vague directive from the president

[Mark Cluett @Cluett]

@APetrielli @AU5T0N I know you have an army of uncs what-abouting you every game, but I think this guy agrees with you.

[Kevin Papetti @KPapetti]

Max Domi is not a $3.75M player

[Mark Cluett @Cluett]

@awebster84 people are saying: the new Snocaps record is giving them Swearin' vibes.

[Joseph Alessio @alessio_joseph]

i just got fired from apple. my job was to make it so finder gives you zero results even when you search exact name matches and file formats

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

Cheering for the Blue Jays because I’m spiritually Canadian (ie I’m an American who owns all the Tragically Hip albums)

[Kevin Papetti @KPapetti]

This is a fantastic game, but I think I speak for everyone when I say that I could REALLY go for a Jonas Brothers live performance right now

[Kevin Papetti @KPapetti]

The plan?

Delay a tied World Series game and pay the Jonas Brothers whatever it takes for half a song

[Tony X @soIoucity]

Ohtani about to hit a bomb to right to bring the score to 11-4 and MLB gonna post it 34 times

[Kevin Papetti @KPapetti]

Nathan Lukes when there's runners in scoring position