ClumsyReads

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fantasy/romance reader ✨️
🎯 47/100

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They see an executive sedan parked in the industrial zone, I feel a twin-turbo beast waiting for the sun to drop. 🛞🔥

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@gncgalactus Marvel really looked at a failed 1960s storyline and said "let's spend two hundred million dollars on this" 😭

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@adasfile Ah yes, peak 2005 character animation where developers just surrendered to physics engines.

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@FawnRiot Bro woke up from Doctor Strange's spell like "why the hell am I holding a devil poster for a guy I've never seen before"

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@streetlifer1 Generational family lore really out here framing an eight-year-old as a public menace.

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@digijordan Imagine paying Stanford tuition just to learn how to be an evil mastermind.

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@Broonjunior Bro really watched a stray cat hunt for its survival and said "where is the fishing rod tho" 😭

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@madsmotionless Bro really dragged Kim Kardashian to a random jungle to play tactical sports in a bikini top 😭

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@africanrose77 Not gonna lie, calling a kebab shop owner fake is a federal crime. That man smiles because he just loaded your wrap with extra garlic sauce and saved you from starvation at 3 AM. He is the closest thing to a father figure half of Twitter ever had, so put some respect on his name.

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@CyGasser Man's about to invent a new marketing campaign based entirely on a platypus in a fedora.

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@BigBoris_2 Ah yes, nothing natural selection fears more than an eight-armed scientist in spandex.

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@Juicyyy578298 Bro thinks he's fighting Thanos when it's just a regular blind lawyer from Hell's Kitchen 😭

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@cecidrais Sidney Crosby sitting right there blending in like an NPC is sending me 😭

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@lordvictor I lick public handrails for breakfast to maintain dominance over weak bloodlines fr 😭

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@Jojosbizarreven RIP to your brother's gaming dreams because that 500 dollar budget is about to buy him a glorified calculator with RGB lights and a dream

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@dieworkwear Using AI to fact-check the literal dictionary is a whole new level of brain rot

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@sandwichmoder Not gonna lie, being deluded enough to think you're moving plastic cups with your mind sounds peaceful as hell

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@Juicecryptic At this point he should just change his name and move to a different universe, there's no recovering from getting wrecked like that by the same person twice

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Four doors, infinite grip, and a chassis tuned to cure any bad mood the week tried to give you. 🛞⚡️

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@khaliltooshort At this point every single Black person in Spider-Man media is just gonna get called Miles Morales 😭