Man from Atlantis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦

All views are my own, although I may have originally stolen them from others and rehashed, like most people. #bluebirds

[Man from Atlantis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 @Clumsygene]

Leandro Bacuna. Playing in the World Cup 🤷🏻‍♂️.

[Man from Atlantis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 @Clumsygene]

True, and instead they complain as the BBC doesn’t have a Studio there. Damned if you do…

[Oliver Kay @OliverKay]

@katiehind Not wondering at all, no. It's very obviously to save money.

If the BBC had gone down the ITV route and hired/built a studio in a prime location with a Manhattan backdrop, the Mail/Telegraph would be demanding someone write a column expressing faux outrage about that

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

Nigel’s poster is going viral

[Man from Atlantis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 @Clumsygene]

Squash
Tennis
Table Tennis
Rugby Union
Rugby League
Cricket

[Sehrish 🧢 @SqSehrish]

Looks easy... until you actually try it

What's your answer..?🤔

[Man from Atlantis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 @Clumsygene]

Oh for fucks sake

[Elizabeth❣️ @WorkElizab]

Without naming your job...

[Man from Atlantis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 @Clumsygene]

Angel Di Maria

[NEDU𓀀 @NEDUszn8]

Guess a footballer who has played for all three clubs

LEVEL: 100% IMPOSSIBLE

[Man from Atlantis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 @Clumsygene]

Shawshank Redemption
Forrest Gump.
Saving Private Ryan.

[Man from Atlantis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 @Clumsygene]

The most ridiculous decision I have seen in a long time. Wolves really are a basket case of a club. Knew they were going down when appointed him, why bother unless it was to take them back up from the Championship, which he probably would have. Hope they have a shit season now.

[BBC Sport Wales @BBCSportWales]

Wolves have sacked head coach Rob Edwards after just seven months following their relegation from the Premier League.

#BBCFootball

[Man from Atlantis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 @Clumsygene]

It is what it is

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

What phrase instantly sounds British?

[Man from Atlantis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 @Clumsygene]

George Best

[👑 @RmcfStarkia]

No striker dead or alive has this kind of goal in his catalogue🤯

[Man from Atlantis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 @Clumsygene]

Who is FIFI ?

[Captain Mannering @Captn_Mannering]

@floboflo He's on notice!

When Andy is PM he will Nationalise FIFI and entrance to all football matches will be free!

Power to the people!
✌️

[Man from Atlantis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 @Clumsygene]

Oh Janet, will you never learn 🤦‍♂️

[Janet Murray @jan_murray]

Woken up to a few new followers this morning. Who may be disappointed to learn that TV reviews are not usually my forte.

Plus I may now be too busy working on my first novel.

I have found a tougher crowd than trans activists, though: House fans.

Who I think may have broken the record for the number of times I was called the C-word in a single thread.

(So I will definitely not be canvassing opinion on the “gribbit gribbit” moment. Brackets intended.)

But the comment that really stung - more than any public dressing down from Dr House himself - was this:

“She probably likes Gilmore Girls.”

I mean, what’s not to like about Gilmore Girls?

Actually, maybe forget I said anything.

[Man from Atlantis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 @Clumsygene]

🤣

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[Man from Atlantis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 @Clumsygene]

@OctopusEnergy No more free coffees?

[Man from Atlantis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 @Clumsygene]

Colwill x 2 for a start.

[Scott Johnson @roathboy]

@Savigma Who are the young players he’s not blooding?

[Man from Atlantis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 @Clumsygene]

Bellamy hates the name Colwill 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Man from Atlantis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 @Clumsygene]

Michael Owen.

[🇵🇹𝕄𝔸𝔼𝕃🥷 @UTDMael]

Excluding Jude Bellingham…
Name an ENGLISH 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 that has played for REAL MADRID

Level=extra hard

[Man from Atlantis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 @Clumsygene]

Best, Malky Mackay because of the team he put together.

Worst, Russell Slade because of the team he put together 🤷🏻‍♂️.

[Man from Atlantis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇺🇦 @Clumsygene]

What, no Dylan Lawlor 😮

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: : The six nominees for the Men's PFA Young Player of the Year have been revealed 🚨

The nominees include: Rayan Cherki, Max Dowman, Junior Kroupi, Kobbie Mainoo, Rio Ngumoha, and Nico O'Reilly 🏆

[Patrice Evra @Evra]

Guys, I was being a gentleman... but some Arsenal fans are getting too comfortable
You finally won the war after 22 years of banter 😂🏆
Now let's start another 50 years of banter about the Big Ears Cup
#ilovethisgame #arsenal #banter