Cristian Rae Jepsen

✨ It's not so impossible ✨

[Cristian Rae Jepsen @CmarsM]

@timheidecker I just embrace the mess!

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@greggturkington I know it’s 400 less than your unbreakable record, but I hope this is #juniorfilmbuff material. Axiom and @timheidecker probably couldn’t even manage 50!

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@seapa220 Any way you guys could release the ambient/drone piece that plays at the very end of season 3? I wanna listen to it and stare longingly out my window

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Every state Sufjan Stevens has written an album about has been confirmed for Biden

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@weez_doodle Put up a framed pic of Greta Thunberg and see how long it takes them to notice

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Fuck Nestle

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@miss_ri0t I'm really sorry to hear this, Anna 😞 Sending lots of love ❤️

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@PeterSweden7 Cool word salad! You have the intellectual depth of a refrigerator magnet

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@weez_doodle You're making some dangerous assumptions here

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Eating a whole sleeve of Ritz crackers is the perfect mix of gluttonous and unsatisfying

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Ghost toast. Half ghost, half toast. Boo! It's breakfast time 😎

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@weez_doodle This made me think of the part of the Suite Life of Zack and Cody intro sequence where London Tipton tries to put the sheet on her bed and she just *can't* do it

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@timheidecker Life imitates art

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@daniele_narelli What's your take on headrests?

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@timheidecker Hey, maybe you'll like this. It's about a lake in Italy

https://t.co/m3VudXvRGr

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@daniele_narelli Thank you so much

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@weez_doodle h elth

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@daniele_narelli And when the waiter asks what you'll have to drink you say "GET OUTTA MY WAY I'M GONNA DRINK DIET COKE"

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@weez_doodle Don't forget to also "rub some dirt on it"

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@daniele_narelli Sounds to me like you’re offering a public service