Louise Pasciuto

Extroverted introvert.

[Louise Pasciuto @weez_doodle]

Do everything with so much love in your heart that you would never want to do it any other way.

[Louise Pasciuto @weez_doodle]

Are there people in the world who DONT have to sing the whole alphabet to find the next letter or?

[Louise Pasciuto @weez_doodle]

@abmorgle What about a plate/bowl hybrid tho 👀

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@PleaseDontPost You LEGIT look like Caroline Polachek. Please slay me😍

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

...And stay out!

[Louise Pasciuto @weez_doodle]

@CmarsM I think the picture would immediately catch on fire once u brought it through the door

[Louise Pasciuto @weez_doodle]

These are currently scattered around the house I’m living in. Looking for any alternative. Plz send help.

[Louise Pasciuto @weez_doodle]

Whoever invented the fitted sheet is a huge asshole.

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Okaaaay, jokes over, put Friends back on Netflix.

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@kmgreene_ @mikedevereaux_ Coffee isn’t water :)

[Louise Pasciuto @weez_doodle]

I’d just like to say a big fuck you to Staples for making me pay $.02/page for hole punches that are uneven!!!!!!!!!¡¡!!!!!!!

[kayla 🍁🥢 @kmgreene_]

the evergreen players circa spring 2019 playing crazy eights all day every day

[Louise Pasciuto @weez_doodle]

@kmgreene_ Tried to bring this back at the beginning of quarantine with zero success

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The second I have a step in the shower to support my foot while I shave is the second I will have reached peak success.

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I got up to do a plank (cause you know, exercise?) and ended up eating a half a pound of pasta instead.

[Louise Pasciuto @weez_doodle]

My brain finding things to be anxious about is like a dog spotting a squirrel.

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Quarantine Day jshdbdjd: Just broke my last hair tie and had a cookie for dinner.

[Louise Pasciuto @weez_doodle]

@CmarsM That’s cause you stopped after the first sleeve.

[Louise Pasciuto @weez_doodle]

One year ago today, my soul left my body, and I didn’t think it’s ever returned

[Louise Pasciuto @weez_doodle]

I just listened to a news report about how Belgians *really* like fries and coronavirus is getting in the way of eating them.

[Louise Pasciuto @weez_doodle]

My Alexa didn’t wish me Happy Birthday and I’m honestly offended.