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@rcohen It took scientists decades to figure out the “bumblebee paradox” ie how they could fly while defying the known laws of physics. Someday science will have a similar breakthrough on how @StevenCheung47 can ambulate

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@BrilynHollyhand *In between naps and episodes of WonderPets

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@Belspine @Crime_In_NYC @NYCMayor That’s not how policing fucking works.

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@ReynosoBrooklyn AWW Beautiful baby boy. Hope he has fun!

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

i’ve never seen so much excitement for bus infrastructure

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@NYC_DOT Omg I love you people🤣💕

[Cmc @Cmc12142012]

COMPLETE AND TOTAL PONCE

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@JudgeJeanine @LaPetiteRobeMi Yeah that knotted button down and messy bun really scream “I’M HEADING BACK TO MY MEETING”

[Cmc @Cmc12142012]

@WokeMitt It explains the superfluous “e” in bebes first name.

[Cmc @Cmc12142012]

@GBBranstetter WELCOME WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. Hit up @NYBG it’s the loveliest place in this whole city.

[Cmc @Cmc12142012]

@omgsidewalks I’d quit it for $5M

[Ta-Nehisi Quotes @steady_drumbeat]

Platner wrote a ton about his political beliefs on Reddit. He didn’t think it’d be read. He was a woke BLM guy who talked about the struggles of LGBT marines & got into arguments with Holocaust revisionists. There is no Nazi on earth who would talk like this. It’s dispositive.

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@NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani

[DREAM for NYC @dreamfornyc]

MY MAYOR MUSLIM
MY CITY ALIVE
FUCK TRUMP AND DOLAN
KNICKS IN FIVE

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@abcesxr What an asshole cop

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO BLESSED MSG TODAY TO GET THE STANK VIBES OUT YOUR SERVICE IS APPRECIATED

[Cmc @Cmc12142012]

@SecKennedy @nytimes Dude. Shut the absolute fuck up.

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BRUNSON BURNER #goKNICKS

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@HunterBiden June 29 will be 23 years and counting but that’s not a number I invest in too much. 24 is where it’s at.

[Cmc @Cmc12142012]

@HunterBiden I was 4 years sober when my dad died 3 days before I got married. I’m still sober today, and still grateful for every single 24 hrs I get to be free. Oh I’m still married to the same person too 😂. What a gift.