Carl Hallowell

Polytheist, Nerdy, Pittsburgh/Tottenham/Navy sports fanatic, cisgender bisexual married to a woman. He/Him

[Carl Hallowell @CmdrHallowell]

"Hope is like the sun. If you only believe in it when you can see it, you'll never make it through the night." -General Leia Organa.

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The only thing Fauci is guilty of is Lèse-majesté.

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@braves2430 Yes

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@HawkEmDownChris Hell, one bald ass referee rigging games and going unpunished was enough for me to give up on the NBA. Joey Crawford should have done time.

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@ShitpostRock This shit is why I can't take Christianity seriously. No answers about why Jehovah didn't stop the holocaust. Nothing about why children's hospitals need to exist. Nothing about why a demented pedophile is allowed to run the US. No, it's some asinine shit about fucking roadkill.

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@VinnysCorner1 1979

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@RGIII Make sure to show that same energy when Trumpsuckers are shitting all over the US Women's team next year.

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@ClayTravis Republicans openly hate our USWNT and cheer for anyone playing against them.

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@td_nash That fucking owner

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@braves2430 12

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@NFLNumbersGuy Collinsworthless and Skip.

Skip has one job in life, be so mind-numbingly stupid that it makes SAS's rampant imbecility seem intelligent by comparison.

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@_RK_Oh_No 1. That's backwards.
2. Rhea vs Iyo at Summerslam would be fucking FIRE!

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@UrinatingTree Wouldn't it be easier for the NBA to just stop rigging the draft lottery?

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@Cornelius1911 @braves2430 Your spellcheck is wonky, that word should be "Pineapple".

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@braves2430 Q

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@GildedPardus @ShamashAran You think some jackass called "Big NFT Boss" has kids and deserves flexibility of rules?

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@TPV_John I knew it wouldn't take long for you fucking vultures to exploit this.

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@braves2430 I'm a Yinzer. This ain't even a debate.

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@LSU_COACH_WADE I don't even like the Flyers, but you might want to remember what happened to thos treasonous inbred Confederate assholes in Pennsylvania.

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@Hartley_Patter @_InfoGram_ So... Israel?

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@andyhodder @SpursOfficial Frustrating because that was the entire damn reason I downloaded the app.