Coach Kenny

Commander in Chief of the Colorado Buffaloes of Boulder! #GetHorny

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

Gonna be honest with y’all, not sure how StamBeans does it down there in Texas. Scraping the bottom of the pipeline for recruits and still pulling wins out of his ass. This man needs Bama.

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

Borderline D2 offers to come lead their school to football glory. Told them I’d stay and enjoy this Kolorado Kush another season and show the haters what the Buffaloes are about. I’ll make you regret not kicking that bum and bringing me on @TechAthletics

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

Sorry, I got hacked. My daughter asked if she could check on her Webkinz and I come back to see this. Told her to go pick out her switch and I’m not talking about Nintendo. I’m livid.

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

Got damn I wish that Texas Tech job would open up. Go Raiders.

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

If you can’t see👀 the vision🌅 I have for this football🏈 program..

Get off the bus🚌🙅🏻‍♂️ cause we’re ring chasing💍🏃🏻‍♂️ while your ass is hating😤💯🍞💰

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

They say ya win some and uh... well I forgot the other part of that. Big win today over the Scarlet Knights. Kuntz QB really could use some work though. Time to enjoy the finer things Colorado has to offer😤

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

Haha! @SmuCoachBeans my wife showed me this from Facebook last night! Lol😂😂🤣

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

That Kyle Allen kid can sling it, just a matter of to whom. Six interceptions is buns, I don’t care what your overall is. And I thought our turnovers were bad😂

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

First game, first dub. Evans is demoted until further notice. Captain Butterfingers over here almost cost us the damn game. Hold onto that ball like it’s scholarship money, son!

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

So glad Baylor ended up passing on the opportunity to have me on. Very happy with where I ended up!

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

Having our bye weeks so early in the season is such a turn off for me. Really bad vibes

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

If you want the real reason I signed with Colorado, it wasn’t the $30M contract. Well, that was 80% of it. At least 5% was the crack heads in Central Florida. Them and those Disney weirdos were too much. Mickey mouse is for kids, grow up.

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

Grab life by the horns has a new meaning now. Ain’t no Dodge trucks. We don’t try to avoid nothin’. We take it all in stride, head on. More of a F150 guy myself anyways. Hah.

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

@SmuCoachBeans We can hang out and discuss routes over the finest herbs and spices Boulder has to offer, Coach.

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

Excited and bless for this opportunity to coach these young men up in Boulder. Don’t worry @stephenasmith, we will stay off of that good Colorado kush. #GetHorny

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

This fantasy football shit is stressful. I’m about to send Milton to the NFL so I can draft him and not worry about starting some bum like Big Ben. Sheesh.

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

I’m tired of being asked if I’m coming back to UCF. This is a serious decision and I’m just asking for some privacy, damnit. Go ask Beans about his NAACP awards and let me think in peace!

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

Greg Ward, Jr. needs to focus more on football and less on which Sally and Daisy he’s gonna bang after the games each weekend. Wake up son!

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

Beans tried coaching me through the UConn game when my headset was broken. Looking like I should’ve tried to speak back to him tonight. Tough scenes.

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

@TMacockinner As far as the cocaine situation goes, I’d suggest a Cuban club on the strip. Those yahoos know how to party.

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

@TMacockinner Listen Barrie, whatever you’re feeding that Oliver kid is imported and illegal. I’ll have my lawyers in the phone soon. Expect to hear from the NCAA soon, cheating bastard.