The Real Berry Macockinner

Berry Macockinner is the name....well you know the rest.
Houston Football all day every day.
God's man
#BerryDeeper

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

Anyone else know this guy who keeps tweeting at me? @DKeydix

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

@DKeydix

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

Time to get a new team. #SupportTheTroops

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

We’re excited to announce that we will hold our first-ever Pride Night on Thursday, October 4 when the team plays the Sacramento Kings at STAPLES Center!!

Details: https://t.co/TgnLPBvjPH

#LakersPrideNight

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

It's a good thing Oregon has nice unis cause that's all they got going for them. Its duck snz 😈🍽

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

Haven't really polished off the rust yet, but a win is a win and just like my women I'll take em anyway I can get em. #BerryDeeper

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

@CoachCiyatitz Also where is good place to get fucked up around here?? We got tossed out of Disney for snorting cocaine off of Cinderella's ass.

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

New week same shit. Thinking about going pro lol shit to easy. @CoachCiyatitz secondary looked pretty good but you should tell your boys up front to hit the gym. Good game none the less. Lamar Jackson..yo bitch ass next.

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

A fan asked me if we were gonna go undefeated lol. Lady, does a bear shit in the woods?

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

GOT DAMNIT WHAT A WIN! Houston football is kicking the shit out of anyone who wants a peice. But gotta admit @RutgersKuntz gave us a run for our money. Goodluck moving forward coach. #BerryDeeper

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

Can not wait to beat those YAMS tonight @RutgersKuntz #BerryDeeper

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

MARK MY WORDS: THE UNIVERSITY OF HOUSTON WILL BE PLAYING FOR THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP THIS YEAR.

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

First things first: What a game Don! Your boys played well and faught admirably. Nextly SUCK MY FAT COCK TO ALL THE AAC COACHES ESPECIALLY @SmuCoachBeans. It's clear now who's the team to watch this year 👀. Lastly I would like to file for a divorce. Where my bitches at?!?

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

Good luck to ya keydix. Its gonna be one hell of a night.

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

HAHAHA BITCH JONES AT IT AGAIN! Aye but seriously vols fans. I know you're sick of that shit so come on over to Houston and witness greatness. #BerryDeeper

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

What a beatdown! Those hurricanes were hardly a tropical storm. If beating the second best team in Florida was that easy can't wait to get my hands on the worst. @CoachCiyatitz #BerryDeeper

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

@CoachCiyatitz @AlabamaFTBL I'd stick to my wife but I can't get yours out of my office.

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

@AlabamaFTBL get a load of this guy LOL. Aye Nick let's do lunch sometime.

[Coach Kenny @CoachCiyatitz]

WE’RE THE BEST DAMN TEAM IN THE NATION. BRING ON BAMA. BRING ON NEW ENGLAND. WE’LL TORCH ANYONE BETWEEN THE WHITE LINES. I’M CRACKING A COLD ONE BABY. TOP 25 HERE WE COME.

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

Damn the cheerleaders really did their job tonight. Way to really keep us up and fighting. #BerryDeeper

[The Real Berry Macockinner @TMacockinner]

Throughly happy with all the boys tonight. Moving up to 2-0 and don't plan on stopping. #BerryDeeper