Crewser

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I’ve been so traumatized that It’s taken me a week to come to grips with the fact that my kid might be... oh god... it’s awful, a goalie.

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@SickosCommittee The Rubber Match

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@RandallJSanders Joe Randa? Don’t think he was eligible. Would have loved if he was an option though.

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@MarkPotash Pretty sure they’re both former
Cubs.

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@JeffPassan BECAUSE HE IS AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN AN ABSOLUTE BAD ASS MASHER OF DINGERS! (I don’t normally do this - yell, all caps, and the like, but this is what Schwarber makes me do!! Hits bombs, makes me a meathead.)

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THE GUY IS GENETICALLY ENGINEERED TO MASH DINGERS!! OF COURSE HE WENT 3 for 3 AND WON MVP!!

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@RealFansProgram if Jake Allen is Jay Gallon, is Zac Gallen, Zack Allen?

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Unreal. How much money did “Janet” have on tonight?

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@smartfootball Joe Paterno

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@ckamka I think I’ll give it like 42 more minutes.

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JoBros covering The Cranberries was not on my [any year] bingo card.

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@Ky1eLong But that starts tomorrow, so let ‘em have it.

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@KingDaboll @ADSohn Omaha Productions

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@TomFornelli Maybe you just need time to #ProcessTheProcess

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@adam_jacobi And it should be Craig “Ehlo, Ladies”.

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@adam_jacobi Dan GIRLbert

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@BYCTOM The A’s: “Chicago’s MLB team”

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@adam_jacobi @HawkeyeBeacon @EliotClough @RossWB I’m here for any conversation that involves Broadway Kyle.

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I don’t care what kind of owl you see. If you see it, it’s a spotted owl.

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@jon_bois “isaiah” that’s a good tweet, right there.

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@notgaetti @ckamka I’m of the opinion that if your team is the “Rays” you should only be allowed to have players named Ray.