James Ergunson Whie

Carnivore. College Ball Coach. Former Olympic Lifter. Father. Husband. In that order.

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

Insane that they’re blocking the hub in red states
Had to dust off the middle school yearbook
@clappingbuns

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

One guy does nothing but jack off on income statements and get a 4.0 all of college

The other is in the top frat, is jacked, operates multiple side and main hustles.

Both end up at the same investment bank. Who da man is?

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

Discipline at the plate gentlemen

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

No one said hitting in the majors would be easy

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

I’m cool wit condoms. I’d rather put 5 on than deal with another one of you birth control bitches

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

The next person to say some stupid bullshit about “the last time college the last time well senior” is getting a 9 mil straight to the dome

Jesus Christ it’s a national holiday the last time Taco Bell will be open on a Wednesday

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

What’s going on with Run 3 lmk if anyone knows anything

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

You can take the tim out the test but you can’t take the test out the Tim

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

@YourUnclesNeice If you start with Israel that gets you to an answer on about 90% of things

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

Any good left guard knows when to roll to the next level

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

Not sure if it’s the peptides the pre or the breakup but I’ve got some serious roid rage going on today

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

Snu is still suspended and the conferences you remember from NCAA 14 don’t even exist anymore

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

The real hot freshmen were the friends we made along the way

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

@clappingbuns I know I’m the only like but please keep it up. I live for your tweets whoever you are 👑

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

@DESI0RE Naked boobs

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

God’s daily reminder of how much he loves us

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

There’s no white monster big enough and no speaker loud enough for Dire Straits Money For Nothin

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

Can you guys shut the fuck up I’m making an Odell highlight video to T-Wayne Nasty Freestyle

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

My teacher was being a real bitch today
I bet one of her friends got engaged

[James Ergunson Whie @CoachJergsIII]

My 0.40 hittin young ****** like a cougar spittin game