Terry “Meatloaf” McBride

Church on Sunday. Meatloaf on Monday. 2003 Ford Ranger, Red.

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Uber but with race preferences. #wuhanchina #MeatloafMentality

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Surely these woman see when I like their story at 4 am, right?

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This was my tweet after i learned what geld means

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Judge: how do you plead
Me: not guilty, your majesty
Judge: your honor*
Me: yes the honor is all mine
Judge: no you call me “your honor”
King behind him: Geld them all

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Openly watched porn my entire flight so nobody had a damn clue i was vaping

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Asking my HR lady which female coworker she thinks I’d vibe with best

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Me emailing my gf (fake):

Babygirl,

Please see the attached image of my flaccid penis. Let me know any questions or corrections you may have.

Thanks,
Terry

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Going on a date with a 30 year old tn. Might as well take my grandpa out for a beer. What do we even talk about. Do 30 year old girls poop?

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Invoking Zeus’ Law at my highschool ex’s parents house. #bbbeggar

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POV it is Thursday:

Co-worker: I can’t believe it’s Thursday!

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Peanut butter for people with peanut allergies but it’s just regular peanut butter #genocide

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@CoachJergsIII Proton VPN is free of charge! Enjoy your jerk, brother.

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Starting to think these random boners at work aren’t so random. Six beers and I’d fuck the number 8.

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Was talking the odyssey at work today. Said to my coworkers “almost odyseed my pants when the cyclops came out”. Nobody laughed. I’m saying I almost pooped myself, idiots. My talent is wasted here.

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“The second tower has been hit”

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I open my audio book, sit in my cuck chair, and jubilantly await my next chapter. #iwillifyouwill

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Me to Waiter: 7 chill pills and a Shirley temple please. And a whiskey for the lady, she’s expecting. #what

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So horned up I gave her kudos on Strava

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@ricktheslick420 Top right is an old piece of mine. Brings me back. The Vietnamese are good for nothing but hand jobs. God bless America!

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Dah dih gah

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Boss: “good morning gentleman, oh and you too Terry.”

Kill yourself Tim!