Reformed Beanpole

Thats right. The square hole

[Reformed Beanpole @CoachJimmyJam]

The Entire Country: CALIFORNIA IS ON FIRE AGAIN! THIS IS A DISASTER! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!

Californians: it just be like that sometimes

[Reformed Beanpole @CoachJimmyJam]

¹apValor may not expire, but award recognition should have limits https://t.co/4L5BGDOZsy

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

This is the first time The Simpsons were wrong😭

[Reformed Beanpole @CoachJimmyJam]

We live in a strange time. We have never seen a country so divided. People are willing to end relationships and fight strangers over a difference in opinions. Even the politicians. Look back at the Oboma and Romney debate and see how polite they were. What went wrong?

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

no way she won a medal and immediately started twerking 😭 https://t.co/PfN7Dga97k

[Reformed Beanpole @CoachJimmyJam]

@UbisoftSupport How do I support a ticket for an account that has been compromised when I can no longer log into that account? Customer support requires I log in. I cannot gain access to my account because of this

[Reformed Beanpole @CoachJimmyJam]

Some lady got mad at me driving in traffic and recorded me. If you see it tetweet it and tag me. I wanna see it. Not like I did anything bad. She just got road rage

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

the prized collection

[trash jones @jzux]

for my next trick, i will spend 4 hours cooking a meal that the recipe says should only take me 30 minutes

[JUMEX 🪶 @vmpchriis]

date idea: we both take melatonin at 9pm and get 10hrs of sleep

[trash jones @jzux]

benadryl: oh you’ll go to sleep alright

me: awesome! and then i’ll wake up?

benadryl: in a sense

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

overthinking gf 🤝 reassuring bf

[mastiff @m4stiff]

😐

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

don’t forget to lock up

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

go sports

[Anna Prosser @AnnaProsser]

I’m supposed to believe that some people are just “able” to “keep their house clean”? Seems fake.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

me at thanksgiving dinner explaining to my GFs family who Hasbullah is