Wizards lottery luck if the 3-2-1 system was implemented in 2010
2010: 26-56 ➡️ 11th pick (Cole Aldrich)
2011: 23-59 ➡️ 6th pick (Jan Vesely)
2012: 20-46 ➡️ 10th pick (Austin Rivers)
2013: 29-53 ➡️ 7th pick (Ben McLemore)
2014-2018 no playoffs without Wall/Beal/Porter picks. Probably 12th pick every year
2019: extend Isaac Bonga to supermax. Draft Cam Reddish 10th overall after finishing 0-82
2020: 0-82 again. Draft Killian Hayes 8th overall
2021: preliminary talks of relegating or moving franchise. 0-82 again. Extend Davis Bertans to supermax
2022: 1-71. Draft Johnny Davis and sign him to supermax immediately.
2023: Must beat NCAA champion to stay in NBA. Lose to UConn 89-45. Franchise moved to Mexico City
2024: The Great Flood™️. Washington DC and NoVa become one with the Atlantic Ocean
2025: people are still kinda sad about everyone in dc/nova drowning and dying
2026: nobody cares everyone has moved on
Sort of realizing that Alex Karaban is the most overrated college basketball player ever. He was a role player on two championship teams and was the only one bad enough to have to stay in college and people pretend he’s some all timer
Hey, well then sign me up for the "collapse." Most coaches would give anything to get - at any point in their career - to where he's already been: 2nd round, E8, F4, E8. He will figure this out; they will figure this out. And when they do: be sure to stay on that side over there.