Coach Mars

Been a Special Teams coordinator my whole life. Never been in a relationship before. Coached with Youth Football Legend Three Year Letterman.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@CoachMarsMarlin God bless you Coach Mars. We did our best to educate, but as you know, some are just too far gone. Like that one kid who kept having allergies even though we hold him to start

[Coach Mars @CoachMarsMarlin]

In honor of Leveon Bell’s release, I’d like to resurrect this tweet. It’s sad coach told him this more than a year ago and it is only now that he understands that the Jets are a losing organization.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@LeVeonBell Trash. Only jewelry worth wearing is a championship ring. I have so many from coaching youth football that I struggle to turn door handles. Where are yours Leveon?

[Coach Mars @CoachMarsMarlin]

There are a lot of potential youth football recruits from these protests. I guess I will be scouting for the next couple weeks.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He who fails to wrap up rides the bench

[Coach Mars @CoachMarsMarlin]

ATTENTION ALL YOUTH FOOTBALLERS! In order to secure a spot on the next season’s Youth Football team, you must first be infected by the coronavirus and successfully recover from it. May only the strong prevail.

[Coach Mars @CoachMarsMarlin]

Nicholas Mirage has nothing on Coach Letterman

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

POLL: who is the bigger legend, me or #NickiMinaj?

Reminder that I am richer than her because I make $32.04/hr plus bennies and a cell phone and I’m a youth football coaching legend and she isn’t. Be sure to R/T

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

POLL: who is the bigger legend, me or #NickiMinaj?

Reminder that I am richer than her because I make $32.04/hr plus bennies and a cell phone and I’m a youth football coaching legend and she isn’t. Be sure to R/T

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Hey @Twitter, the time has come for you to do the right thing and verify me. Gimme that blue check, @jack
https://t.co/0isaxYNFG5

[Coach Mars @CoachMarsMarlin]

@3YearLetterman @Twitter @jack GIVE THE MAN THE BLUE CHECK!!!

[Coach Mars @CoachMarsMarlin]

@JJWatt Mr. Watt, as a Youth Football Special Teams Coach, I am quite disappointed that you even thought of uninstalling waterbeds. Maybe if you quit getting injured every single season, you'd understand.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Kobe shot free throws on a torn Achilles. A true letterman. RIP.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Here’s the GoFundMe for Bryce Gowdy’s family. If you donate $20 or more, shoot me a DM and I’ll send you a free copy of Determined Look.

[Coach Mars @CoachMarsMarlin]

@3YearLetterman

[Coach Mars @CoachMarsMarlin]

The only "arse" I know is arson, and Coach Letterman has already done that. That's why he's a Youth Football Coaching Legend.

[Coach Mars @CoachMarsMarlin]

@POTUSFranklin 8) Single handedly took down the entire British army with his devastating downfield blocking. This is why he's on the most valuable paper money ($100) in the US.

[President Benjamin Franklin @POTUSFranklin]

I think we need to clarify things for some people:
1) I was the first & best president 1783-1789
2) I invented electricity & freedom
3) I also invented democracy & capitalism (lesser known)
4) I founded U. Penn hoping they'd be in the SEC but those nerds took over

[JuJu Smith-Schuster @TeamJuJu]

About to surprise some kids with some gifts for the holidays!

[Coach Mars @CoachMarsMarlin]

@drstonesr @3YearLetterman @KidRock On this day, Mr. Dave Rock made a grave mistake.

[Coach Mars @CoachMarsMarlin]

Auburn has done it again

[The Checkdown @thecheckdown]

There's something about Auburn and scoring from the opposing end zone in the Iron Bowl @AuburnFootball

(via @CBSSports)

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I pledge allegiance, to the flag, I’d the United States of America
And to the Republic, For Which It Stands
One Nation, Under God, Indivisible
With liberty and justice for all 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[Coach Mars @CoachMarsMarlin]

@3YearLetterman Some good ol’ fashioned college football.