Buford “Meatball” Crenshaw

🐻 Head Coach – Missouri State Football. 🍝 Built on grit, spaghetti, & goal-line stops 📍Springfield, MO | #MeatballEra | #BearUp

[Buford “Meatball” Crenshaw @CoachMeatball]

@CFB_Degenerates Y’all got any more of them interested recruits?

[League of Extraordinary Degenerates @CFB_Degenerates]

🚨 SURPRISE. WE’RE LIVE.
The League of Extraordinary Degenerates has started early. No countdown. No warning. Just carnage.
Hope your depth chart was set.

It’s time.
#LED #CFB26 #DegenerateDynasty #WeStartWhenWeWant

[Sidelines-Missouri State @SSN_MoState]

50 Days!!!
#BigMoState

[Buford “Meatball” Crenshaw @CoachMeatball]

Hey @PatrickRansdell — just wanted to let you know…

I’ve officially been hired in @CFB_Degenerates.

Hope that’s cool. Brought my own headset, a duffel full of game plans, and a crockpot of motivation.

Let’s go win some ballgames. 🐻🍝
#MeatballEra #BearUp #SelfStarter

[Buford “Meatball” Crenshaw @CoachMeatball]

Coach @Ry_Beard — couldn’t be more fired up to share the headset with you this fall.

Two dudes. One mission.
Build the baddest Bears this side of the Ozarks. 🐻🎙️💥

Let’s make Springfield shake.
#MeatballEra #BearUp #DefendThe417

[Buford “Meatball” Crenshaw @CoachMeatball]

@MissouriStBears Y’all got the sticks? Good.

Because I just installed a custom playbook called “Gravy & Grit” and I’m not stoppin’ ‘til the Bears are on the moon.

Let’s ride. 🐻🎮🍝
#MeatballEra #BearUp #ControllerMightBreak

[Buford “Meatball” Crenshaw @CoachMeatball]

ESPN bringing the conduit.

Needing the players to bring the candoit.

#BearUp #MeatballEra

[Sidelines-Missouri State @SSN_MoState]

Four ESPN camera poles (two on each side of the stadium) have now been installed. It’s just a matter of running the conduit now. Continuing to make progress.

[Buford “Meatball” Crenshaw @CoachMeatball]

I’m happy to be able to call Springfield home. Time to make some waves in C-USA with @MoStateFootball #RUNIT #MeatballEra

[Missouri State Football @MoStateFootball]

A new era begins on fresh turf...🐻🏈

#OutHitOutHustle | #ProveIt

[Buford “Meatball” Crenshaw @CoachMeatball]

@CFB_Degenerates @MoStateFootball A lotta folks been askin’ how I made the decision… truth is, Mama Meatball sat me down, made her famous baked spaghetti, looked me dead in the eye and said:

“Son… those Bears need a coach. And you need to eat.”

So here we are. Let’s get to work, Missouri State. 🐻🍝

[Buford “Meatball” Crenshaw @CoachMeatball]

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[Buford “Meatball” Crenshaw @CoachMeatball]

BREAKING: The rumors are true. I’m heading to Missouri State to lead the charge into our FIRST season of FBS football. 🐻🔥

New level. Same grit.
We’re building a program that hits like thunder and eats like family.

Springfield, lock the gates. It’s Meatball Time.
#MeatballEra

[Buford “Meatball” Crenshaw @CoachMeatball]

@CFB_Degenerates I’ve seen the rumors.

Some true. Some twisted. One involved a raccoon, which I will not address.

Here’s the deal: I’m coaching somewhere this fall. Whether it’s the sideline, the backyard, or a rec league that pays in hot dogs — I’ll be there.

#MeatballEra

[Buford “Meatball” Crenshaw @CoachMeatball]

Willing to relocate. Refuse to punt. Can start Monday.

#HireMeatball #BuiltDifferent

[Buford “Meatball” Crenshaw @CoachMeatball]

Now taking calls from anyone who needs a coach, a hype man, or someone to smoke brisket at halftime.
#FreeMeatball #Allegedly

[Buford “Meatball” Crenshaw @CoachMeatball]

@CFB_Degenerates We eat good and we get the job done.

Film. Lift. Grind. Plate. Repeat.

You can’t out-tough a team that eats like a family and hits like a freight train.
#MeatballEra #BuiltNotBorrowed #LunchPailMentality

[Buford “Meatball” Crenshaw @CoachMeatball]

Moms and grandmas — thank you for raising linemen who know how to finish a block and finish a plate.
#RespectTheRoots #RecruitingTrail

[Buford “Meatball” Crenshaw @CoachMeatball]

@CFB_Degenerates Hey @CFB_Degenerates — y’all got room for one more or what?

I just stiff-armed a Best Buy employee to get a copy of CFB 26, I’ve got 37 custom playbooks saved, and I’m recruiting JUCO punters like they’re 5-star QBs.

Let’s make some digital chaos.
#MeatballEra #CFB26

[Buford “Meatball” Crenshaw @CoachMeatball]

@FoodPleaser Do I dip pizza in ranch?

Brother… I didn’t survive two-a-days, build a trench dog pipeline, and eat 1,200 calories before sunrise to disrespect the sauce like that. 🍕

Ranch is for salads.
Pizza comes ready.
#SauceFirst #MeatballEra #RespectThePie

[Buford “Meatball” Crenshaw @CoachMeatball]

Wait… HOLD ON.
Coach Hart to Old Dominion and now Coach Josh Jimbo to Western Michigan??

Did the coaching carousel forget to hit the brakes or did I just walk into a group chat with no context?! 😤📞

Somebody pass me a headset and a meatball sub. It’s gonna be a long offseason

[Buford “Meatball” Crenshaw @CoachMeatball]

My brother Coach Hart just took the throne at Old Dominion 👑

Y’all better buckle up in the Sun Belt — he’s bringing tempo, toughness, and a playbook thicker than a southern humidity wave.

Proud ain’t the word. Go eat, Coach.
#MonarchMode #MeatballApproved #BuiltDifferent