Duncan Mehoginer ⛰️

Patriot & Ball Knower.

[Duncan Mehoginer ⛰️ @CoachMel68]

@MBStadium Eurotards are going to lose it when they realize there aren’t any jellied eels or mushy peas on the menu

[Duncan Mehoginer ⛰️ @CoachMel68]

@AriGoldsBurner Not sure if anyone else already replied with this. Nice find though.

[Duncan Mehoginer ⛰️ @CoachMel68]

@clitorisgoon @JML_ACC After adding 2 teams in California I don’t think that’s a requirement anymore

[Lu for Alaska @luinalaska]

Hey guys what do we want people to viscerally connect with our food? What if, and I might be talking crazy, we say that our food helps you clean out your colon? Duh because there is poop there. So they can have a*** sex!!! For pride ™️!

Thanks, hello fresh! Yum!!!!! 🍲

[sam @sam_d_1995]

@SubwayTakes @JLo lmao by this standard, Zohran is not a real New Yorker, but Trump is. give me a break

[Duncan Mehoginer ⛰️ @CoachMel68]

@wrenbaker @CoachMazey

[Duncan Mehoginer ⛰️ @CoachMel68]

82-0 is better than any recent NBA 2K video game

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

>Hero is literal blonde gigachad constrained by endless govt bureaucracy, political correctness, and the Longhouse
>Villian is crazed redditor driven purely by envy/resentment who wants to level all hierarchy and make everyone as mediocre as himself

What did Pixar mean by this?

[Duncan Mehoginer ⛰️ @CoachMel68]

Cavs just getting dominated. Sixers would’ve beat these Knicks in the ECF.

[Duncan Mehoginer ⛰️ @CoachMel68]

@CindyWeb94 @PGAChampionship Besides the q-zip this is all slop

[Duncan Mehoginer ⛰️ @CoachMel68]

Why does every single golf event have to change channels/streaming services every 3 hours it’s ridiculous

[Duncan Mehoginer ⛰️ @CoachMel68]

KAT just got mogged by known looks maxxer Kelly Oubre Jr

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA

[Duncan Mehoginer ⛰️ @CoachMel68]

IM FLYERD UP

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

Eliminating the Celtics and Penguins in the same week

[Duncan Mehoginer ⛰️ @CoachMel68]

@RHJlover @sixers Your predictions are pretty bad I’d sit this one out big dog.

[tap8mydinner @tap8mydinner]

I predict that boston will blowout the sixers tomorrow

[Duncan Mehoginer ⛰️ @CoachMel68]

@sixers Goat

[biev🦫 @shadybiev]

Leave it to my horse to commit suicide before the fucking race

[random Philly guy who loves futbol @PhillyFink]

I need this win tonight more than anything I ever needed in life.