Christian Stechschulte

Linebackers Coach at Columbus Grove High School, CPA because I need to pay bills. CGHS'15 BGSU'19 **Tweets and opinions are my own**

[Christian Stechschulte @CoachSteck52]

“A harmless man is not a good man. A good man is a very, very dangerous man, who has that under voluntary control.”

[MAZE @mazemoore]

Reminder that if you are fully vaccinated and up to date on boosters, you are allowed to celebrate the Fourth of July.

Those vaccinated are even permitted to have a very small backyard barbecue. Five person maximum.

[Yinzer G @yinzer_g]

The 5 reasons soccer won't increase in popularity after the world cup is over.

1. The flopping. This goes against the soul of every American. We value grit, toughness and basically not being a pussy.
2. The clock. No one wants to get to the end of a game and have no clue when it's over. Just stop & start the clock when you need to, like sane people.
3. Offsides. Just put a line out there like everyone else. This floating line you have makes the game unwatchable. It's like a built in, anti-excitement glitch you manufactured for your game.
4. Red cards. What a stupid rule that you automatically get kicked out for the next game for getting one. I can understand suspending someone after a league review of something you did that was horrible. But to automatically get suspended because of what a ref saw at full speed is stupid.
5. Ties. In America we call it kissing your sister, cause that's the same feeling you get after a tie. Pure disgust. In soccer, it seems like the result you prefer most. Play til you have a winner.

[Brandon Gill @realBrandonGill]

Remember who you are, American. 🇺🇸

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

What makes Mamdani’s lecture so offensive is that it’s obvious he has nothing but disdain and hatred for America

He’s not here because of what the country is and what it represents, he’s here because it serviced his ambition and he could gain power in a broken political party

[Chris Manno @Mann_O_Steel17]

No joke, this is why Americans havent completely bought into soccer.

My Achilles would literally have to be stuck on the bottom of this dudes cleat for me to carry on like that.

This joker got the call, stood up, and played the rest of the match. And Balogun gets the rest of this match, and the next, a win or go home off the pitch.

Clown stuff

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Team USA: scores a goal

Me, a man who watches zero soccer:

[History Calendar @HistoryCalendar]

The birth years of Continental Congress members if the United States Declaration of Independence had been signed in 2026.

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

This was not a decision on procedural grounds (ie, POTUS can’t do this through executive order but Congress could legislate it); it is a substantive decision that says the 14th amendment requires citizenship for those born to, among others, birth tourists or those unlawfully present in the country.

Will need either a constitutional amendment or a future court to overrule this.

Anyway you slice it, the decision is a major defeat.

[Hayden DeLano @HaydenDeLano]

Somewhere in America

1) a kid is prepared to lie about these being stolen

2) a ref is eager to throw a flag for thinking they’re not being worn

3) a coach is losing his mind over both 1 & 2

4) the pad itself, at its current production size, is not saving a single knee

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

They're not freezing your rent, they're freezing your housing providers' income, while their expenses keep increasing.

The point isn't to make your housing affordable, it's to make providing housing financially inviable, so government(s) can seize the unmanageable properties.

Our lack of financial literacy is going to destroy us.
https://t.co/Eix9fVp1BK

[Hon. Vickie Paladino @VickieforNYC]

We are in the first stages of secession.

Mamdani considers New York an independent city-state, with it's own foreign policy, immigration policy, and economic policy. He does not recognize the legitimacy of the federal government or even the United States as a nation to any extent beyond that which his party can directly control or benefit from financially.

He does not talk about himself as an American, nor does he speak of New York as a component of the United States. Quite the opposite, in fact.

And aside from his official portraits, he is never voluntarily photographed with or around an American flag. And he is WAY too conscious of optics for that to be anything other than deliberate.

He (and the DSA with him) will use the power of this city to wage a soft civil war against the nation itself.

It is LONG PAST TIME for an appropriately severe reaction from the federal government. The Constitution is not a suicide pact. This is not politics, this is the enemy.

[County Highway @countyhwy]

If you ever doubt that rage against “the oligarchs” is performative rich kid bullshit, consider the source:

Ro Khanna is worth $233 million.

He lives in a $9.5 million “second home” in DC.

He made over 4300 stock trades last year as a sitting member of Congress representing Silicon Valley.

Ro Khanna IS “the oligarchs.”

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Amazing how none of these maximum empathy people ever try to empathize with a middle class blue collar worker having a quarter of his earnings confiscated to pay for gay rights advocacy in Macedonia.

[David Pollack @davidpollack47]

I didn’t play sports in the summer.
I didn’t have a personal trainer/coach.
I rode my bike in the neighborhood and played. The reason I made it was bc I loved the game and God gave me the talent to play it.

[David Pollack @davidpollack47]

Fathers Day thought. I am not better than anyone else but I am saying this from a place of experience and failure. Don’t waste your summers playing sport. Go on trips. Make memories. Let them enjoy being a kid! When they get to HS their summers are taken with sport anyways.

[Bulldog Football Alumni @CGFootballAlum]

‼️HATS FOR SALE‼️

We have hats available for purchase this year. Ball caps for $30 each, and “boonie” hats for $40 each. Fill out the link below to purchase. Orders need to be submitted and paid for by June 30 to receive your hats!

https://t.co/bJTioo7lYM

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I don’t get why people are impressed by a guy who is good at reading other people’s speeches. He’s a professional actor. People slobbering all over Mandami. I get that politicians always try to make sports about them and use it to their advantage so I guess you can’t blame Mandami for hogging the spotlight. But dude couldn’t name 1 player besides Brunson when asked during a debate last year. Now he’s a super fan? I think it speaks to how inauthentic he is and how dumb people are who slurp it up. That’s just me though

[Brandon Simmons @Coach_BSimmons]

A whole lot of families are spending a whole lot of money on summer football camps.

Fuel. Food. Lodging.

Most aren’t leaving with offers.

Parents, be intentional about where you camp.

Every opportunity isn’t the right opportunity.

Choose wisely.

[Frontierism @frontierism]

Gaethje passing by Teddy Roosevelt, moments before he beats the shit out of the foreign sitting champion on the South Lawn in front of a crowd of 80,000. This is America.