FakeCoachTuberville

Parody account of the new Head Football Coach at the University of Cincinnati.

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I'll be hosting a BBQ Contest each spring on campus. Don't be alarmed if I leave to "use the restroom" and don't return.

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I want a real conference. MT @letterstosanta: What are you hoping for under the tree? You're never to old to write a letter to me!

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Mark Mallory was so proud to tell me that fans could go to Bearcats games via Streetcar. Does he think they took stagecoaches in Lubbock?

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Just like my Cowboys, I've come to Cincinnati to win. #AmericasTeams

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Great column by Paul Daugherty this weekend. How dare @CoachJonesUT abandon his team! Shameful. #OhWait

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Good night and God bless... America!

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That was some mighty fine hospitality at the press conference tonight. Did y'all like the shout-out to my daddy-in-law?

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Close to signing Gene Chizik as our new defensive coordinator. He's asked for a special $83,000 "recruiting fund." Sounds fine to me.

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I'm Coach Tommy, and I approved this message. #America

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If I would have known that you'd be calling me "Coach Tommy," I would have asked for more money.

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.@NickSLachey Thanks for the kind words Nick. We'd love to have you back for an alumni weekend!

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Trying to get in touch with Bobby Petrino to be my new offensive coordinator. Bearcats fans would go hog-wild for this hire.

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It's great to be at another school where we won't go to the BCS Championship Game even if we go undefeated.

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Speaking of Texas Tech, I should probably call my old bosses to let them know I'm on a one-way flight to Cincinnati. #HopeItGoesToVoicemail

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I plan to treat these Big East teams like I treated my assistants at Texas Tech.

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It's great to be part of Bearcats Nation.