Mr. Fahrenheit

Christian. Father. Conservative. Cowboy homer living in constant disappointment.

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

YES

[Tim Tebow @TimTebow]

If you’re not measuring success by your core values, you’re measuring by the wrong things.

[Mr. Fahrenheit @Coach_Seay]

And he only played the first half!!

[Abilene Eagle Football @AbileneEagleFB]

NEW SCHOOL RECORD

Tristan Beal set the program record for touchdown passes (5) in a playoff game. He breaks Kevin Goodman’s record (4) set in 1999.

• Most Passing TD - Playoff Game (5)

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

This is absolutely devastating and shows in just over a minute why trust in the media is at an all time low - they just relentlessly gaslight and lie whenever it suits their political needs

[𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 👑 𝙳𝚒𝚟𝚊™ @1776Diva]

He’s far more calm than I’m feeling even now, but he sums up what many are thinking.

[M.J. Baird @MJ_Baird17]

GATORADE SHOWER: Iowa Parks stuns the No. 2 team in the state, Wall.
HC Scot Green and his Hawks advance to round 3

I saw it coming, and whatever question I was about to ask immediately became unimportant. Priority #1 = get a good shot!!! @IPAthletics

https://t.co/a7Hrc8Me2G

[Dane Brugler @dpbrugler]

Big fan of what the Cowboys have done. So far, nabbed three players in my top-40 prospects:

27. OT Tyler Guyton
32. Edge Marshawn Kneeland
38. OG/C Cooper Beebe

[Mr. Fahrenheit @Coach_Seay]

@barstoolsports @StoolBaseball Show the two pitches before

[Mr. Fahrenheit @Coach_Seay]

“All they asses gotta go!”
Preach.

[Michael Irvin @michaelirvin88]

I am so hurt and I am so pissed!!!! ⁦@dallascowboys⁩ fans #cowboysnation you deserve better. I had to cut this down to make it fit!!!!

[Mr. Fahrenheit @Coach_Seay]

@1053thefan Bullshit headline.

[Mr. Fahrenheit @Coach_Seay]

Where can I get this hat?

[Ryan Carter @cartHAIR88]

@tweetgrubes @daveraymond4 This one too shoopy

[Mr. Fahrenheit @Coach_Seay]

Heroes get remembered, but legends never die #legend #TexasRangers #goober

[Mike Leslie @MikeLeslieWFAA]

Nathaniel Lowe catches a beer from a fan and chugs it before losing his shirt

[Tim Ciesco @TimCiesco]

WHAT WITCHCRAFT DID THE ASTROS PERFORM THAT EVERY BALL COREY SEAGER CRUSHES GOES STRAIGHT AT ONE OF THEIR PLAYERS???!!!! 🙃🙃🙃🙃

#Rangers #ALCS

[Mr. Fahrenheit @Coach_Seay]

@BarstoolBigCat Every cowboys fan hates Skip.

[Mr. Fahrenheit @Coach_Seay]

@es3_09 Agreed. Herbie and Dak are so similar when it comes to results, it’s just a matter of how they got about it. And one doesn’t wear a Star on his helmet

[Mr. Fahrenheit @Coach_Seay]

@Marcus_Mosher Giving Cooks all of Gallups targets would be a great place to start in fixing the offense

[Mr. Fahrenheit @Coach_Seay]

@Marcus_Mosher Almost everything Dak did great tonight was outside of the playbook, making plays outside of the scheme. Winning is hard enough in this league when you have to overcome a rudimentary offense. He wasn’t perfect but Dak is the reason we won. Bad, bad game from McCarthy.

[Bobby Belt @BobbyBeltTX]

Dak when throwing to anyone other than Gallup tonight: 16-16, 219 yards, 1 TD

[Mr. Fahrenheit @Coach_Seay]

Tweet of the night

[tony beasley superfan @tonysuperfan27]

water covers 71% of the earth, evan carter covers the rest

[Michal/Michele -מיכל✡️ 🟦 @MichalSabra]

Who is this guy and how can we tell him he’s awesome? 🔥�