Coach Z

Coach Z is the coach of the residents of Free Country, USA, though it is unclear exactly which sports he coaches.

[Coach Z @Coach_Z]

It’s The Chort!

[Coach Z @Coach_Z]

Skeeort!

[Coach Z @Coach_Z]

And ya never will there Scort! Hmm, are ya related to The Chort at all?

[Coach Z @Coach_Z]

And ya never will there Scort! Hmm, are ya related to The Chort at all?

[Coach Z @Coach_Z]

Uh, warsn’t the coach. They misspelled Short! Shart is what the coach does after a night of noshin’ Tarco Bell!

[Coach Z @Coach_Z]

Was it that really that lorng ago?? Ah jeez

[Coach Z @Coach_Z]

Fork Around and Find Ort!

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

He found out. Don’t mess with nature.

[Coach Z @Coach_Z]

Take a look at that tree sqorrel porched there on that uhh...post!

[Coach Z @Coach_Z]

Oh jeez, looks who came back to Twortter!!!

[Coach Z @Coach_Z]

👏🏼👏🏼#SicEm👏🏼👏🏼

[Scott Duehlmeier 🥤 @Paco_Belle]

Awesome! So very, very cool Bo! Excited for you big guy

[Coach Z @Coach_Z]

Yet a better man for it! Great Jaerb!!

[Ryan Kendrick @ryankendrick]

Instant flashback to how much time I spent at college goofing around on homestarrunner instead of studying.

[Coach Z @Coach_Z]

Just a reminder -

[Coach Z @Coach_Z]

@AwesomeExpress5 @realDonaldTrump Ah jeez…thank you! At least the coach still has a twortter account!! #TooSoon 😂

[Coach Z @Coach_Z]

@Abbi_Stevens Can’t stop - won’t storp!

[Coach Z @Coach_Z]

Exhorted to welcome @Abbi_Stevens to the coach’s forllowererrs…ferlerers…forlorerrvins - umm…a new friornd!

[Coach Z @Coach_Z]

Ahh jeez, I forgot to Twort

[Coach Z @Coach_Z]

@LightBeast1 Good question! I err...met Flava Flav at a track meet years ago and he hooked yours truly up! #CoachZsBlingBlorng

[Coach Z @Coach_Z]

Oh jeez, glad @realDonaldTrump has taken the attention offa me and my cuppa #corffee with his #Covfefe twort!

[Burt Younker (CHA @CenterForHonori]

All those attending #nycdigital today: think ancient! Say no to new #technology & #processes. Head to https://t.co/oR2AVzzVPo for more info.

[Burt Younker (CHA @CenterForHonori]

A special thank you to @JasonFalls! A message from EVERYONE at the Center for Honoring Ancient Office Solutions

[Burt Younker (CHA @CenterForHonori]

Sooo, small question @jaybaer. Do you recommend hugging ALL. your haters? It might take awhile. #AskingForAFriend!