Unstressed and Unserious

She/her. Bi. Just a happy lil shipper playing with my favorite ken dolls while also living in the real world. It can be done.

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

Happy Pride Month to all my fellow buzzy BBBs. I love our hive, and all of our beautiful alphabet neighbors. 💖

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

Those poor kids are going to inherit so many fuckstorms to unfuck. 😞

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I want my children and grandchildren to inherit national parks and polar bears, not data centres and dry riverbeds.

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

s1 Kit Connor looks like such a lil baby boy, I just wanna smoosh his face and activate my inner Embarrassing Auntie. 🥰

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

Dear World Leaders,

Please follow this example. Stop treating him like just another U.S. president and ostracise the vile motherfucker. Humiliate him at every opportunity. Pretty please.🙏

[Antonio Tajani @Antonio_Tajani]

Le gravi e offensive parole del Presidente Trump nei confronti del Presidente del Consiglio Giorgia Meloni offendono tutta l’Italia. Per questo motivo ho deciso di annullare la mia visita negli Stati Uniti prevista per i prossimi 21 e 22 giugno.

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

Sorry maga simps, but if you listen closely enough you can hear Mary Shelley mocking you from the grave.

[Tiffany Valentines #1 stan @Wokey386579]

“Horror is for conservatives”

You mean the genre that was created by a bisexual feminist, pioneered by gay men, and has been so progressive and transgressive that there have been multiple right wing panics over it not being traditional enough? That horror genre? Huh.

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

Sure, why not.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

At this point, anything is possible.

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

And in today's episode of "Can You Fucking Believe This?!" . . . .

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Hey c’mon guys, don’t be so hard on the octogenarian.

He may not be able to clasp a Medal of Honor around a veteran’s neck, but at least he can open a box…

…Jesus Christ, scratch that.

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

This isn’t a joke. The new paint in the Reflecting Pool is peeling away.

What an embarrassment.

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

If only this was true. Sadly there are millions of men out there worshipping at the alter of Charlie Kirk and eventually one of them will rise to his level of influence.

[THEVOICE @THEVOICEzrdp]

It’s safe to say there will never be another Charlie Kirk

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

May your unaliving be both public and humiliating, sir.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Donald Trump turns 80 today.

Any birthday wishes?

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

@rainbowroadvet Wow, what an interesting choice of behavior. I think I'd reply offering a list of potential hobbies, that person has too much free time on their hands. Lego castles, maybe?

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

**in case it's unclear: I WAS NOT PART OF THAT 58%. Fuck no.

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

And then in 2016 53% of white ppl voted for Trump. 58% in 2020, and 58% in '24. We lost so much progress thanks to the white demographic. And I say that as a super pasty ass white lady. When it came to protecting ANY vulnerable demographic, more than half of us failed.

[🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈Greg Hatfield🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @gregoryh325]

Obama White House 2015. The night Marriage Equality was upheld by the Supreme Court.

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

@Caripka @Mollyploofkins He's already torn down the East Wing, might as well turn the West Wing into a titty bar🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

But has the tarp come down yet? I need to SEE IT. The absence of his name. I want to watch his ego get crushed to dust in real time, in front of cameras, and to watch his impotent rage explode all over social media because there's not a goddamn thing he can do about it.

[Dr. Michael K. Ong @MichaelOngRisk]

Kennedy Center Says It Has Removed Trump’s Name From Building https://t.co/6VhZMz8Mjr

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

Perfect😁♥️

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

It’s like poetic justice how there’s a double rainbow outside the John Kennedy Center as Trump’s name is being removed.

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

@Moonlighhy Snack?

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

If y'all ever wanna snort a rail of nostalgia cocaine, this is it.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

CAN’T HARDLY WAIT was released 28 years ago today.

It became a time capsule of late-’90s teen cinema, featuring future stars like Jennifer Love Hewitt, Seth Green, Lauren Ambrose, Jason Segel & Donald Faison before many of them became household names.

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

Dammit Bradley, now I'm sad again!😭

[arleon pr manager || 180 DAYS TILL XMAS 🎄 @arthursspoon]

bradley shared a post for anthony head... I cant do this rn

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

I'm not even a super stan of the musical genre, but I do wish there was a streaming service dedicated solely to musicals bc when they cooked, they COOKED. And esp the oldschool ones deserve more attention.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Fred Astaire dancing on the walls and ceiling in ROYAL WEDDING (1951) still feels like movie magic. More than 70 years later, the first reaction is usually the same: “How the hell did they do that?”

[Unstressed and Unserious @Coal152]

If this is true then my old cat Missy respected me very, very, very much. So much. All the much.

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

When a cat wraps around your arm and bites you and starts doing bunny kicks that’s a sign of great respect in their culture