It's Curt!

Former funeral executive, former steel guitar player currently livin the dream while still chasing it! And Loretta....yeah!

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

I don't have anyone to kiss at midnight. Might fake a heart attack and play EMT roulette.

[It's Curt! @CoalMinerTN]

@StellaParton Get em told, gurl!!!!💅

[It's Curt! @CoalMinerTN]

@morgfair aside from politics for a minute, driving to Reno from Lake Tahoe today listening to @HankJr sing about “Joan and Linda and Victoria and Morgan” on This Ain’t Dallas. Ahhh to go back to simpler times and bigger hair! 😁❤️

[It's Curt! @CoalMinerTN]

@realDonaldTrump The decision has been made, it’s over you fucking clown

[It's Curt! @CoalMinerTN]

Y’all...driving from Reno to Chico, CA along Hwy 20, not far from where @GenChuckYeager lives listening to the @oakridgeboys It Takes A Little Rain, The General’s favorite song...brings a little tear😥 Soar General, you’ll be missed by so many! RIP, Sir ❤️

[It's Curt! @CoalMinerTN]

@Bernade20867475 @ossoff “You’re”....now sit down

[It's Curt! @CoalMinerTN]

ROFLMAO. HERO!! RT @KevinPlantz: Two beers in and I’m texting my dentist naughty ideas to pay for teeth cleaning.

[It's Curt! @CoalMinerTN]

@realDonaldTrump You are profoundly PATHETIC!!! LOSER!!!

[Ginger @gingerbrigade1]

You can dabble, dilly-dally, twiddle, and fritter all day long.
I’m gonna be straight lollygagging over here.

[Jarhead @Jarhead44]

There's nothing better than your grandchildren asking you to tell them a story.

I just wish I had stories that didn't include hookers in Hong Kong.

[It's Curt! @CoalMinerTN]

Now, why would this knucklehead take time out of his day to tell Chachi some bullshit? There’s no denying you’re a ‘70 icon and certainly a HUGE part of my childhood. 😎 🖕RT @ScottBaio: Wonderful! https://t.co/yoD4ckWbBR

[Charles Gatchell @GatchellCharles]

@ScottBaio We will watch the shows that you are not in.

[It's Curt! @CoalMinerTN]

@realDonaldTrump @nytimes You got a trophy for just showing up, didn’t you

[It's Curt! @CoalMinerTN]

@Lorie_Acosta And yes, I did cook! Two people from work tested positive so I have to self-isolate. Pretty exciting to be the only one eating all this datgum food! LOL

[It's Curt! @CoalMinerTN]

@Lorie_Acosta Howdy! Well, I don’t get on here much since it’s such a negative platform. I don’t have much patience for the uneducated red hat people. Hopefully, we can see the light in 54 loooong days!

[It's Curt! @CoalMinerTN]

@richardmarx @ImpossibleFoods As a mortician, I call bullshit!! Just as people don’t “sit up” after they’re dead, that meat is NOT so fresh as the neurons haven’t died. C’mon now!

[It's Curt! @CoalMinerTN]

I find it disturbing you can go on (stage) without me there🧐 RT @Travistritt: Houston, are you ready for next week? Travis and the band are coming to town Friday, December 4th for one show only!! Limited tickets are available at https://t.co/cBMi6nsaZR ~ Team TT

[It's Curt! @CoalMinerTN]

@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS The tweeting punk couldn’t have said it himself...FUCK ALL YOU PEOPLE...I’m THANKFUL your days are numbered...now go away 🖕

[Lisa Hunt @iamLisaHunt]

Trump lost, and he’s still fundraising. What is this called?

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Not sure what "thawing your turkey" is a euphemism for, but I'm open to finding out.