Lightning Rodney

I get no respect as an enthusiast, I tell ya. No respect at all.

[Lightning Rodney @CoasterComic]

@TGV2020 @coasterradio @CarnivalCruise Do your damn research, EB!

[Nick Hutson @NickHutsonMusic]

Maybe they heard all the praise it got on @coasterradio in their best and worst B&M discussion. ;) https://t.co/y1AZQ8fYrd

[Lightning Rodney @CoasterComic]

Hey @CedarPoint! Was today's announcement because of my joke? https://t.co/NYbK2CiEqq

[Lightning Rodney @CoasterComic]

I told my wife she reminded me of Cedar Pt. She said, "Why, because I'm fun?" I said, "No, because you're expensive and have a Mean Streak"

[Lightning Rodney @CoasterComic]

"I wish my wife was an Intamin, because unlike most of their rides, she never goes down!" #LightningRodney

[Lightning Rodney @CoasterComic]

"I can't believe Universal is building a ride based on my bedroom... I'm fast & she's furious!" #LightningRodney

[Lightning Rodney @CoasterComic]

"My wife is like Disney's Hollywood Studios - not much to look at, and always expanding." #LightningRodney

[Lightning Rodney @CoasterComic]

"That new Ghostbusters song is good... good and terrible." #LightningRodney

[Lightning Rodney @CoasterComic]

"Sex with my wife is like that new ride down at Epcot - after the honeymoon, it's been 'Frozen Ever After'." #LightningRodney #topical

[Lightning Rodney @CoasterComic]

My johnson is like "The Voyage." Everyone says it's the best, but they all agree it's a bit too long. #LightningRodney

[Lightning Rodney @CoasterComic]

I told my wife she reminded me of Cedar Pt. She said, "Why, because I'm fun?" I said, "No, because you're expensive and have a Mean Streak"

[Lightning Rodney @CoasterComic]

"My wife says our sex life is like getting lost in Virginia Beach - we're both bored and miserable, and I can't find the Fun Spot."

[Lightning Rodney @CoasterComic]

"For our anniversary, my wife wanted to visit Shanghai Disneyland. I bought her a one way ticket." #LightningRodney

[Lightning Rodney @CoasterComic]

"So I dated this girl in college they called "Larson Looper." She really sucked and she kept going around!" #lightningRodney

[Lightning Rodney @CoasterComic]

"I had to tear up my wife's season pass to Sea World. Apparently no more whales are allowed in the park." #LightningRodney