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"I wish my wife was an Intamin, because unlike most of their rides, she never goes down!" #LightningRodney
"I can't believe Universal is building a ride based on my bedroom... I'm fast & she's furious!" #LightningRodney
"My wife is like Disney's Hollywood Studios - not much to look at, and always expanding." #LightningRodney
"That new Ghostbusters song is good... good and terrible." #LightningRodney
"Sex with my wife is like that new ride down at Epcot - after the honeymoon, it's been 'Frozen Ever After'." #LightningRodney #topical
Lightning Rodney Goes Viral, Gets Respect during @CoasterRadio comedy segment! https://t.co/XWk3ipqyiS #LightningRodney
My johnson is like "The Voyage." Everyone says it's the best, but they all agree it's a bit too long. #LightningRodney
"For our anniversary, my wife wanted to visit Shanghai Disneyland. I bought her a one way ticket." #LightningRodney
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