Coaster

Dad, husband, payroll analyst, wannabe sci-fi writer, Cowboys fan, ancap, lousy chess player.

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2 days for a wire is ridiculous @ally and your customer service is useless

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@jeffreytucker They could have just said "during pregnancy" but they were going for next level woke

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@EpicClipVault I broke my leg just watching this

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There's nothing like that 5th beer

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@stellamiller77 🔥 hot

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@WhiteHouse Complete admission of how badly this war was lost.
We might as well name the Gulf after Iran too

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@gummibear737 They're a world power now

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@KurtSchlichter Thanks for sharing this!

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@RedPandaKoala Big if true

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@pabloantonio I think this is a good idea

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"You can kiss your girlfriend during Ramadan only if you are married"

What a strange religion

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I don't celebrate

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In these trying times, I want to be clear that I do NOT have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

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@ThePosieParker @DineshDSouza But we can see why

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@sam_d_1995 That's the definition of government

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Officially eggnog season I declare

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Brandon Aubrey MVP

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Pretty obvious false start missed there

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I've never had a mcrib