The Coastguard

Original play by @MarieMacneill, played by @JohnMacneill2. Toured Feb 2020.

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@Mark_Jenkin @BosenaFylm @WoodvineMary @BFI @neonrated @protagonistpics @Film4Production @Kernow_King @SoFTFalmouth @CornishMining @Quinzaine Glè mhath, splann, and bleddy marvellous!

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@LeeTrewhela Where can you get a miniature donkey? Difficult. You can count the places on the fingers of one hand 😉

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@russandchips Slow chewer?

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@BarristerSecret If this were about insurance, any decent underwriter would pass, saying that there was no insurable interest ie there is no potential loss, therefore no insurance risk. How can a seemingly uninterested party bring action against someone, against whom she has no legal complaint?

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@russandchips I must live in a bubble within a Twitter bubble, because it just seems as funny or as enraging as usual to me.

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@PRScredda Reading from top to bottom on the right of those two lines, I’d say it’s missing a couple of letters!
GWS

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@Mark_Jenkin Pesky lawyers - interfering with the um, law

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@archer_rs Without thinking too hard about your question: two men I know converted religion in order to marry; one to Judaism, the other to Roman Catholicism.

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@archer_rs

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@PetrocTrelawny So, it’s now a toasted breakfast cake?

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@VictoriaCoren It’s a game show or quiz. A trifling entertainment, which I enjoy. How very sad that you feel you must apologise. Were there any complaints?

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@RevRichardColes Best Christmas tree - EVER ⭐️

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@shitscaredmum @TheChristieNHS @BrainTumourOrg Jesus, it’s grim for you all. Thank goodness for such relief as our wonderful NHS can provide. I hope you all get some respite.

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@coastguardchap Ciamar a tha sibh an-dràsta?

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@Mark_Jenkin @GWRHelp FFS! How do you manage to be so restrained about it?

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@Carol4OliveFarm What a lovely dog - and what a lovely life you gave her ❤️

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@Skentelbery But you are moving! Well done, you.

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@PRScredda Ah, must reorientate self

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Not a huge of fan of Christmas but this clip is making me question my Grinchiness! The fabulous James Churchfield @BBCCornwall

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Good morning #Cornwall!
The 1st December today
Here comes #Christmas🎄
Discover what festive programme delights we have in store for you on @BBCCornwall with me from 6am.