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McBride & Tenopir are gods among men. Former mascot of CornNation, the SB Nation Community for and by Huskers. Parody of @CornNation cause we love him.

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JIM JEFFRIES SPEAKS TRUTH:

“If you don’t drink, then all your stories suck & end with, ‘And then I got home.’”

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🍹🍻

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@BigD5666 @SharpFootball Actually, that aged pretty well. I mean, Aaron probably did the real research & healed himself. 😂😂

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Great success!!

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*Happy corn noises*

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@ant3lop3cr33k @BussinWTB You ain’t that old - shoulda seen those coppers in the days before phone cams. You were takin’ 10 from the nightstick before they ever said, “Stop resisting, sir.”

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@elonmusk Dumbass 😂😂

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@elonmusk Totally. We’ve destroyed you.

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@CCR1971 @HuskGuys Or did I miss the part where jumped like fuck & landed back there a couple years ago?

It’s called settling. Not program building, fuckboi. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@CCR1971 @HuskGuys Except he is, you dumbass.

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The 400th sellout is underway, ladies & gents

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@HuskGuys 12,000 to nuthin’, bitches!

But good luck to all. We the best fans ever. (Just look at our gate!)

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@HuskGuys Joe Mama

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@BussinWTB

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@CornNation Hi Dad. Jordan Burroughs is using his most combined Olympic golds & world titles challenge. 🤼‍♂️🌽

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@JeffRothgeb @HuskerFootball Saved us from a huge upset at the hands of Ball State with 438 yards in 2007.

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@swmckewonOWH I ONLY SEE ONE! AND JUST MAKE HIM PAY FOR THE GRASS!!!

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@HuskGuys EVEN IN OUR HEYDAY, OUR CROWD ALWAYS SHOWS UP FOR JUST ONE OR TWO GAMES A YEAR.

WE SEND THE COPS AFTER THE LOUD KIDS & OUR MOTTO FOR DECADES HAS BEEN:

“DOWN IN FRONT!!!!!!” 👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦳😡😡✊🏼✊🏼

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@HuskerMike28 IT’s A SHIT TON OF FUN. I MEAN, UNLESS YOU’RE A DOMER REWATCHING THE BRADY QUINN MELTDOWN. BECAUSE THAT’S HIGH COMEDY.

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@allcfbIG

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@jimtheplumber63 @CornNation SORTA LIKE THE COACHES?

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@AFRO_THUNDER80 AINT TELLIN’ YOU 💩 UNTIL YOU GIMME YOUR CUP PICK.

WHO’S CARRYING OFF LORD STANLEY, MY GUY??

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@CornNation YAYYYYYY!!!! WARM $11 BEERS!!!

🤦🏼‍♂️

OH WELL, THE RENT A COPS WILL NOW BE OBSESSED WITH FAKE ID’S SO I CAN DUMP MY FLASK INTO OVERPRICED DIET PEPSI IN SWEET PEACE! ♥️