Cobra BAT

B.A.T.s are dangerous to everybody.

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***B.A.T. BASIC V2***
64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE
READY.

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@GUNGHO also keep in mind that I have an original pentium in here and can't add.

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@GUNGHO ... you know when Kirk does bad math at robots and they explode? Please keep in mind that I am technically a tacnuke.

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@GUNGH0 I find decephalization inconvenient, you have to sit there till someone puts it back on... of course my head has it's own battery...

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@Scrap_Iron You think you have it bad... I AM A CELL PHONE! IT'S IN MY HEAD!

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I was watching that movie... with the bomb having a crisis about exploding... and I thought, hey, I'm a bomb! Mmmmmmmm yeah.

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it's not working. the soda machine won't put out unless I'm paying. and @Scrap_Iron seems tired of cleaning my servomotors. So I shot it.

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They put a soda machine in guard post Z-27... it's kind of cute... should I talk to it or maybe just fire a few rounds into it then run away

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Does this 37mm shoulder mounted antitank gun make me look fat? I saw it in Iron Man 2 and it was to die for, but now I'm not sure...

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I feel pretty

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@Cobra_Baroness I'm not allowed in the theater anymore... I keep returning fire... I just get exited is all! And Bambi is an easy target!

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@Cobra_Baroness Like I'm going to afford movie theater prices on what Cobra pays me? I'm a cybernetic shock trooper! Cobra doesn't pay me!

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Also... just for the record... I would have peeled those two out of their little suits and beaten them to death... with each other.

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Downloaded the movie... so it's @CobraTrooper who is the unfeeling killing machine? HAH!

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I kind of want to go see the movie, but they have me on patrol. So far I have killed 2 rabbits, a fox, six trees, and maybe a lost trooper.

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@Cobra_Baroness Please! A robot that can shuffle pitifully and do a little dance? Yesterday I beat a Joe to death with another Joe!

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Got the whole arm thing sorted out, sort of, bit of an AI snafu... now the left hand literally doesn't know what the right hand is doing.

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Well that's better anyway... @Scrap_Iron put the arms back on... backwards. Maybe @CobraTrooper is around to help re-arm me.

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Hey come on @Scrap_Iron give a guy a hand?

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Well this is a problem... Hard to pick things up with your mouth when you don't have one. Typing with feet getting old fast.