Nick

Bill Burr liked my tweet once. Yvan eht nioj.

[Nick @CoccaNickcocca]

My home button on my iPhone stopped working for like a week and 10 minutes ago started working again. Just goes to show that if you ignore a problem long enough, it will eventually go away.

[Nick @CoccaNickcocca]

@ScottKacsmar I don’t have the stat in front of me, but you’re gonna sit there and tell me Harrison and Wayne were worse than the guys Tom was throwing to?

[Nick @CoccaNickcocca]

@BlakeHery Dude was a media darling, of course he got more media awards. Peyton didn’t even deserve two of those MVPs

[Nick @CoccaNickcocca]

@_mickydicky @DonahueBand @ScottKacsmar Do the math for me that gets 20%

[Nick @CoccaNickcocca]

@_mickydicky @ScottKacsmar I remember doing the math when the actual recorded PSI came out. Pats footballs were within tolerance. If you’re remembering the math Bill Nye did, he forgot you need to use absolute temp and pressure.

[Nick @CoccaNickcocca]

@ScottKacsmar Is Puka less of a player because of his draft pedigree?

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[while my wife opens up her christmas present] remember when you said we needed milk

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

[Nick @CoccaNickcocca]

@ScottKacsmar If a team needs to win the Super Bowl 15 times in 20 years to not be considered “choking games away” you might be holding them to a slightly too high standard.

I mean come on, 2015? Losing a tight game to the 2015 Denver Broncos isn’t choking away a Super Bowl.

[Nick @CoccaNickcocca]

@KFilis @ScottKacsmar Saying “he didn’t do that well in the two games he had to throw a lot this year” (which would be a reasonable thing to bring up) doesn’t sound as damning as “1-9” so that’s why he’s counting last season.

[RandomTomBradyHighlights @TomBradyDaily]

Happy Birthday to “Mr. Patriot” Troy Brown

[Nick @CoccaNickcocca]

@kingcarps Even if they buy like 6 loaves at the bakery, they only come out a dollar ahead, so they basically worked for 50 cents an hour.

[Nick @CoccaNickcocca]

@kingcarps Assuming average speed of 50 mph(probably getting on interstate) means 100 miles round trip, most cars get 25 miles per gallon, so 4 gal of gas at 2.80 per gallon means the trip costs about $11. $2 were saved on the loaf so they spent $9 extra for bread. Learn math Nebraskans.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

i think it's good to let go of the ball early as you cross the goal line. i just think it makes you look cool and the potential payoff of getting away with it is totally worth it. wish players would do it more

[Nick @CoccaNickcocca]

I have played myself for the fourth year in a row.

[Nick @CoccaNickcocca]

Update: It’s all gone

[Arif Hasan, but NFL 🏈 @ArifHasanNFL]

bro he is three years older than you

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

american football was invented in 1988 by roger goodell and has exploded in popularity ever since. these days, even colleges and universities are getting in on the football fun

[Nick @CoccaNickcocca]

@CrispyBlake Train up Mudkip, relive the glory days.