Courtney Thomas

If you get all of the nachos stuck together, it’s one nacho

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@Rainmaker1973

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@libsoftiktok These two still wore it best

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@PamiamSC @_XDogs So do humans, plus people can bring in all sorts of contagious germs that are easily transmitted to patients. Your point is stupid.

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@WGNNews Tom, I grew up with you, you are truly a legend! Mother nature made sure you went out with a bang Tuesday night!!! Congratulations on your retirement and may you have many sunny days ahead of you!!!

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Willow | America's Favorite Pet
My sister’s dog has been entered…please cast your votes!!!! https://t.co/RTShpIvSRG

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@fox32news He looks like a douche. He’s being a whiny baby because he was called out.

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@KimKardashian 🐍🐍🐍🐍

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@NoContextHumans Murder…the lamp was unplugged. She wouldn’t be able to write a suicide note in the dark. The pen is on the left side of the paper and her cigarette is in her left hand indicating she’s most likely left-handed. She would have shot herself with her left hand, not the right hand.

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@robreiner

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@NatGeo I create a gaseous cocoon in my bed every night

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@PicturesFoIder Completely justified…play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Besides, he can just say he identifies as a female if they try to pull the double standard on him.

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@mrjrnes He’s a bad old bear

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@DaveFilice @MonicaLewinsky My guess is all of the splatters on the windows

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@elonmusk Please have @OzzyManReviews do the commentary!!!

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@askpanera Sent you a DM

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@panerabread ordered lunch for pickup during my shift at work. I’m on a scheduled timed lunch break and my order still wasn’t ready by the time my break was almost over. If you’re behind on orders, don’t allow people to schedule pickup until you can catch up😡 get it together!!!

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@gastrowala @ArvindRenga @NMGastro @WUGastro @Scopesdoc @RKeswaniMD @JRassiwala I already miss you Arv! Good luck bruh!!!

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@elonmusk Happy birthday!!🎉

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Today is bittersweet…it’s the last day I’ll have the pleasure and privilege of working with our interventional fellow @ArvindRenga! We will miss you so very much and good luck as an attending at @WashingtonUniv St. Louis!

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There’s already ten movies in the Fast & Furious series. Eventually there will be “Fast & Furious 70: Hoverround vs. Rascal”