Patrik

Closer for hire | Helping founders turn calls into cash |
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I hate ketchup 🍅

[Patrik @Cocoon_DM]

😁😁😁

[Patrik @Cocoon_DM]

Companies that offer 100% commission-based sales roles where you have to do everything from prospecting to closing the deal can go straight to hell

[Patrik @Cocoon_DM]

@Van_Diemen_ Dude, how weak is your stomach? 😂

[Amani @SoyAmanii]

Cuando te das cuenta de que todo está carísimo y aun así Dios no ha permitido que pases hambre, que te quedes sin techo ni con las manos vacías.

[Patrik @Cocoon_DM]

Nothing is more draining than watching someone complain about results they're not getting when they've yet to do everything they can.

Especially when you're doing everything you can to move forward yourself.

Friend, partner, parent.

It doesn't matter.

Tiring.

[Patrik @Cocoon_DM]

@_kaiworldwide_ @gietzschean

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@thearslaniqbal Exactly

[Patrik @Cocoon_DM]

Offer Owners when hiring: "We're looking for a KILLER CLOSER to join our scaling team! Must have experience and at least $1m in CC. NO BEGINNERS"

When you join the offer: "Here's our script - follow it verbatim!!!"

Might as well hire a socially incompetent college grad with that approach

[Patrik @Cocoon_DM]

@hispanicnomad 100% agree with Madrid

[Patrik @Cocoon_DM]

@Van_Diemen_ Hurray, Sweden's no longer no. 1!

[Patrik @Cocoon_DM]

@RoadieWolf Duuude

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@PrabXOfficial Clicked the link but it's not leading anywhere. Have you closed applications?

[Patrik @Cocoon_DM]

My ex-coworkers in recruitment are furious about this news

I'm hoping it's a change for the better

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow fired the company’s entire HR team because they were “creating problems that didn’t exist.”

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow fired the company’s entire HR team because they were “creating problems that didn’t exist.”

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

Life without HR at your company.

[Patrik @Cocoon_DM]

@Van_Diemen_ @SebastianVian69 Nooo, Silvio Petrossi es perfecto como esta❤️

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@Oliver_Clingain DMed you

[Patrik @Cocoon_DM]

@Dylanmadden Based people too

[Patrik @Cocoon_DM]

More of you need to be Alan Watts maxxing and it shows

[Patrik @Cocoon_DM]

@sanskarvats55 DM:ed

[Patrik @Cocoon_DM]

@sanskarvats55 DM:ed you