I am Coco

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Mom is that a real song? Because it says Family but it just sounds wrong.

[I am Coco @Cocosays38]

Mmm. Tastes like elves.

[I am Coco @Cocosays38]

I’d be a very good candidate for reincarnation. Because I’m awesome.

[I am Coco @Cocosays38]

… and then Steven Universe Future got cancelled, which was probably the worst thing that happened in 2020.

[I am Coco @Cocosays38]

I’m skinny for now. I’m gonna abuse it.

[I am Coco @Cocosays38]

I am preparing my Angel and Jesi army.

[I am Coco @Cocosays38]

There was a hula hoop chain at recess. It pulled on my lungs and ribs, so I dipped. I’m not dying today.

[I am Coco @Cocosays38]

You know what’s a great prank? A Rickroll. You can never accidentally hurt anyone with a Rickroll.

[I am Coco @Cocosays38]

Why do adults get paid to do jobs but kids don’t get paid to go to school?

[I am Coco @Cocosays38]

There’s nothing more beautiful than drag queens.

[I am Coco @Cocosays38]

God is freakin genderless!!!

[I am Coco @Cocosays38]

It must have been a lot harder when you had to crank down car windows.

[I am Coco @Cocosays38]

JOLENE! You need to calm down. Jesus is getting anxious.

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I’m exercising Franklin. She’s enjoying her exorcism.

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I’m very good at being classy.

[I am Coco @Cocosays38]

Thank you, chocolate angel.

[I am Coco @Cocosays38]

I’m trying to be vegetarian but it’s hard because there’s so much meat.

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Look at the queen baby! I made a throne for her out of my legs and body.

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This is exactly why every man needs a wife to protect him. https://t.co/Fli5gi8Hkd