CodieKinz ⓥ🌱

Hypnobirthing teacher. Oversharer. Mum bore. Drama doesn’t follow me, it rides on my back 🙃 [email protected]

[CodieKinz ⓥ🌱 @CodieKinz]

Ruben learning to talk has been the best thing ever. I went to the kitchen to get him some juice and he ran behind & shouted “wait mummy! You forgot me!”

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This shouldn’t make me laugh this much 😭

[CodieKinz ⓥ🌱 @CodieKinz]

The worst customer service @SUBWAY at the Londis in Long Sutton 🤨 not sure what we did to annoy this women but sighing “for fuck sake” when told we needed to order 4 sandwiches, is not a great start.

[CodieKinz ⓥ🌱 @CodieKinz]

@bethanielll Also Steven really enjoyed the “why are you so fucking tall?!”

[CodieKinz ⓥ🌱 @CodieKinz]

@bethanielll Worth the extortionate ticket. Also p sure Dan got sharpie in your hair boo

[CodieKinz ⓥ🌱 @CodieKinz]

@IAmKirstieKins How fucking good is First Shadow right?!

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Ben & Jerry’s is the only major company I know of that has repeatedly lobbied for Black American Reparations. Two older men with access who have no incentive other than justice, are now being punished and silenced for their unwavering support of Palestine. I’m not heartbroken, im galvanized. We continue to fight the good fight ✊🏾

[CodieKinz ⓥ🌱 @CodieKinz]

I want crusty bread and butter and some decent vegan chocolate cos I have big sads.

[maybe: larky ☁️ @ofthemisery]

facts

[CodieKinz ⓥ🌱 @CodieKinz]

This is how I know he’s the man for me.

[CodieKinz ⓥ🌱 @CodieKinz]

A mum on the school run just said “I just feel like I can talk so openly with you” and it’s my favourite compliment.

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

My husband is cleaning out our baking cabinet and he just said to me "how attached are you to these nine bags of hardened brown sugar? Let me know if one of these is a family heirloom." And I felt that shade down to my core.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Ticketmaster love to email you like *URGENT ACTION REQUIRED* and the action is 'go to the gig you have tickets for'

[CodieKinz ⓥ🌱 @CodieKinz]

I will never not cry when they sing to Michael after his last Dundies.

[CodieKinz ⓥ🌱 @CodieKinz]

Omg. The table opposite me in the train is a lad in his 20s and a woman maybe in her 60s and they are strangers and they’re chatting away like absolute besties and it’s so wholesome.

[Arbeitology @Arbeitologist]

Five Guys need to hire a Sixth guy - who is vegetarian - because it’s completely mad you lot just gave me a burger bun with sloppy mushrooms in lmao

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

[waking up in a SAW trap but I’m convinced I’m on Taskmasker]

Me: ah— hello Alex

SAW: …what

[Jo @jo_hamya]

Claudia’s better than me bc this is how I’d be revealing that Frankie and Alexander were faithful #TheTraitors

[Dan Ellis @dgellis0907]

Jesus and Judas 30 AD #TheTraitors