I’m so used to the version from the lazytown YouTube page I forget the version in the episode is slightly different in terms of visuals (because the YouTube version uses footage from the rest of the episode as b roll I guess)
“Guess I win, Harry. I’ve stolen your time, your attention, and now, I have stolen your name.”
But all Harry did was lean over and whisper into her ear.
“But it seems I won, for I have stolen your heart, Mrs. Potter.”
OMG THIS IS PEAK
Lucius:
"My congratulations, Potter, and welcome to my manor."
"Please, make yourself comfortable."
"But still, Dracaena..."
"Could you stop hugging Harry for a moment?"
"Didn't you hate him?"
Malfoid:
"I DO HATE HIM!"
"THIS MEANS NOTHING!"
"I'M ONLY HUGGING HIM BECAUSE..."
"BECAUSE HE LOOKED COLD!"
"THAT'S ALL!"
Lucius:
"You're currently holding him with both arms."
Malfoid:
"SO?!"
"IT'S COLD IN HERE!"
Lucius:
"Dracaena, you are standing directly beside a fireplace."
Malfoid:
"..."
"SHUT UP, FATHER!"
Harry:
"She hasn't let go of me for ten minutes."
Malfoid:
"BECAUSE YOU'RE USELESS!"
"SOMEONE HAS TO KEEP YOU FROM DOING SOMETHING STUPID!"
Lucius:
"Of course."
Malfoid:
"AND DON'T YOU DARE THINK THIS MEANS I LIKE HIM!"
Harry:
"Okay."
Malfoid:
"..."
"WHY DID YOU SAY OKAY SO CASUALLY?!"
Lucius:
"I see."
"You hate him."
Malfoid:
"YES!"
Lucius:
"While hugging him."
Malfoid:
"YES!"
Lucius:
"Very convincing."
Malfoid:
"FATHER!"
"SHUT UP!"
If you told Malfoy that people imagined him as a feminized version of himself that begs for Harry Potters cock he would become Hogwarts first school shooter