Mr. Pumpkin

Anything can be made funny

[Mr. Pumpkin @CodyDunning7]

@EndWokeness I can’t do woke again. No usaid so people just turn the news off and they won’t have the backup funds to stay afloat and fear monger.

[Mr. Pumpkin @CodyDunning7]

Dear @Gov next time we need to make a trade.. just call @HowieBurner

[Mr. Pumpkin @CodyDunning7]

@SenWarren Yes! Like the Save America Act!

[Mr. Pumpkin @CodyDunning7]

@ProjectLiberal Just continue to bus all the illegals into rich white liberal neighborhoods so we can get a good laugh while the country is destroyed

[Mr. Pumpkin @CodyDunning7]

How many spam calls is everyone up to today? I’m at 8

[Bill Colarulo @BillColarulo]

Any chance the NFL can flex the Eagles out of Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve?

Haven't the fans suffered enough...

[Mr. Pumpkin @CodyDunning7]

@mikeb927 Yea cuz the guy desperately trying to hold onto power would never create a bunch of charges to jail his opponent so they can’t win or run.

[Mr. Pumpkin @CodyDunning7]

Am i missing something. Last night couldn’t have gone any better. The offense looked like a real offense with some actual nfl players out there. Your backup qb put up normal backup qb numbers and gave you a chance through 3 quarters. And you still lost for a high draft pick.

[Mr. Pumpkin @CodyDunning7]

Perfect game for @SpikeEskin offense showed growth and looked somewhat cohesive for 3 quarters and they still lost. I’m okay losing shootouts the rest of the year. Answers your questions and still get the high draft pick

[Mr. Pumpkin @CodyDunning7]

@jelynchjr I didn’t see quit . I saw a defense that carried a bad o for a year and 5 games finally hit the floor.

[Mr. Pumpkin @CodyDunning7]

@JackFritzWIP Watch now your gonna crash just like Jalen did when you started to turn into a Jalen guy

[Mr. Pumpkin @CodyDunning7]

@MattWalshBlog How about the dads that have to do almost everything thanks to “modern feminism”. Or how moms and dads have to do both because middle class parents basically need a career and 2 part time jobs each thanks to “bidenomics”

[Mr. Pumpkin @CodyDunning7]

@JonMarksMedia Not if Jake majors has anything to do with it

[Mr. Pumpkin @CodyDunning7]

Let’s be real, we all said in August - if the oline is bad, the team will be bad. There’s no o line reinforcements coming. This is what it is this year .

[Mr. Pumpkin @CodyDunning7]

Dear @JalenHurts we the eagles fam give you permission to tell coaches when they being idiots.

[Mr. Pumpkin @CodyDunning7]

Nick sirianni is completely lost on 4th down calls this year. Just absolute stupidity

[Mr. Pumpkin @CodyDunning7]

@nietzbux @JackFritzWIP But it could be. 3era difference is unheard of.

[Mr. Pumpkin @CodyDunning7]

JT over Stubbs was the wrong call for Nola. 3 runs better with Stubbs is a no brainer. @Brodes81 was right, Don Mattingly losing it.

[Mr. Pumpkin @CodyDunning7]

The Ben Johnson offense is designed to beat the fangio defense. That’s why the Flores defense is best against this offense