Cody Witt

It's So Nice When It Happens Good

[Cody Witt @CodyWitt18]

@mehdirhasan @WajahatAli I'm sure the right would be very understanding of the remark ...

[Cody Witt @CodyWitt18]

@PFF_Fantasy One of the best players to ever come out of Spousal Abuse University - good ol' SAU.

[Cody Witt @CodyWitt18]

@FTFonFS1 @getnickwright If the Chiefs or Lebron's team are ever sniffing contention, count on this dude telling the world they will win undoubtedly. It's exhausting and so subjective - per most sports shows. But, c'mon man ...

[Cody Witt @CodyWitt18]

@jonmachota I think Jerry will come to regret this hire. If not now, then eventually. Maybe hiring from the McVay tree isn't such a bad trend ...

[Cody Witt @CodyWitt18]

@CNN Look, Crazy Rich Asians was fun. But that's as close to Singapore as I ever wanna get. Especially with this new development.

[NFL @NFL]

Keeping his guys focused. @Dak

📺: #DALvsTB on NBC
📱: https://t.co/0VSAGKOx0q

[Cody Witt @CodyWitt18]

@joe_dogranch People need to just let the modern day Kojak live his best life.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @RepJimBanks: I agree with you, that’s why we are trying to vaccinate as many people as possible. The overwhelming majority of people getting hospitalized or dying from COVID are unvaccinated.

[Cody Witt @CodyWitt18]

@RepJimBanks ... a lot less now than they did in Jan, 2020.

Don't let Jim's recklessness and stupidity send you, or your family members, to an early grave. Get vaxed. Don't be a rube for the right. You will be fine. All of us who have done it are. You're not a horse.

[Cody Witt @CodyWitt18]

@toddstarnes @GovBillLee Is there an over/under on how many days until this parasitic bedbug inevitably gets Covid and posts a video as he's dying on a bed he's taken from another person because he wanted to be a tough-guy, smart-ass?

Taking bets with a 160 days O/U.

[Cody Witt @CodyWitt18]

@Vofoppressed @ZDaryabi @GulBukhari @Etilaatroz @yamphoto Step 1 - Learn Proper Grammar

Step 2 - Learn of Compassion

Step 3 - Apply both and see where it gets you

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[Cody Witt @CodyWitt18]

@andymilonakis @DezBryant Is this really Milonakis account or is my Grandma just messing with me again?????

[Cody Witt @CodyWitt18]

@MeidasTouch And spare me the, "how dare you say that, this man is disabled" replies. He's a danger to the country and the citizens of his state and the fact that he lost an eye doesn't give him a pass in the treasonous behavior he continues to engage in. ✌️💙

[Cody Witt @CodyWitt18]

@MeidasTouch In this Land of the Blind, this particular One-Eyed man is a treasonous insurrectionist who yearns for the Jim Crow era to make a thunderous return to the norm. Gross.

[Cody Witt @CodyWitt18]

@clarencehilljr @donwinslow Cue yet another predictable, obnoxious, and insufferable tweet from @KingJames with his "washed king" hashtag after this.

[Cody Witt @CodyWitt18]

@soytiet I'll still never understand why anyone would want a birthday cameo from this dude with him just counting off years and then saying he loves peaches and loves them. But, hey, different strokes for different folks. 🤔🤔🤔

[Cody Witt @CodyWitt18]

@nickjr @DiGiornio_4Chz I never watched this show. But I remember there was a rumor in 7th grade that this dude committed suicide and our Spanish teacher had to stop the class to tell everyone it wasn't true.

Glad to see he's alive and still shilling his clues for kids with the blues.

[Cody Witt @CodyWitt18]

@espn @stephenasmith @FirstTake Obnoxious lil troll isn't he ... ? All show - no substance, per usual. And I could care less that he hates the Cowboys.

[Cody Witt @CodyWitt18]

@TVietor08 Wasn't there some quote about even his close advisors admitting he was a "hollow vessel"? Take some time off with your lovely family, @AndrewYang - we don't need some random third party dividing the only one we currently have that stands for truth.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

If a man launches a third party in the forest, and it still doesn't get votes, did it really launch at all? https://t.co/2B6Kha1Amn